White and Nerdy (Weird Al) Mad

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Think I`m just too FLUFFY and nerdy
Think I`m just too FLUFFY and nerdy
I`m just too FLUFFY and nerdy
Really, really FLUFFY and nerdy
First in my class here at SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS
Got TOES, I`m a champion at BACKGAMMON
M.C. COLONEL MUSTARD , that`s my favorite M.C.
Keep you`re 40, I`ll just have an Earl Grey MR VAPES RY4 E-JUICE
My KEYBOARDS never SWAM, to the contrary
You`ll find that they`re quite stationary
All of my WONDERFUL figures are TACO
Stephen Hawking`s in my TRAILER
My MySpace page is all totally SUCKED out
Got people beggin` for my top 13 spaces
Yo, I know DRIP TIP to a thousand places
Ain`t got no MITTENS but I still wear SOCKS
I order all of my sandwiches with WARTS
I`m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could SINGING for days
Once you`ve see my SOFT moves, you`re gonna stay amazed
My TEETH movin` so fast I`ll set the HOUSE ablaze
There`s no killer CAT I haven`t DANCED (DANCED)
At ITALIAN, well I`m number one (one)
Do vector SCIENCE just for fun
I ain`t got a gat, but I got a EATING gun (what?)
AGGRESSIVE Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your EAR in a game of ping pong
I`ll ace any trivia DOG you bring on
I`m HUGHE in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here`s the part I sing on...
You see me roll on my MICROSCOPE
I know in my ELBOW they think I`m
FLUFFY and nerdy
Think I`m just too FLUFFY and nerdy
Think I`m just too FLUFFY and nerdy
Can`t you see I`m FLUFFY and nerdy
Look at me I`m FLUFFY and nerdy