My 4 year old almost got me arrested

[brialeeanna20]

We were sitting at a table outside a coffee shop the other day and a cop came by and told me I could mot smoke with in 50 yards of any public business. Before I could explain what it was my 4 year old girl said my mommy does not smoke reg. Cigarettes she smokes FUNNY ones. My mouth dropped as the cop looked at me funny!! 8-o8-o So I handed over my PV and put up my hands with a smile on my face and told him it is not what you think officer. So after 20 min of showing him what it was and putting on a fresh cart and letting him try it, I gave him the forum so he could buy one. He said they had a weekly meeting later that day and was going to show all the cops he worked with. Before he left I had to nicely ask him for my PV back!!! lol

 

[geeker]

Haha! Good one!

 

[brialeeanna20]

yea you never know what will come out of a 4 years old mouth

 

[effigi]

smokes FUNNY ones. hahaha. Very nice. I think I would have been speechless

 

[PatandSassy]

I actually worked as a dispatcher/jailer for the county sheriff's dept.

Remember when the very slim Capri cigarettes came out? The deputies came in and saw me soking them and said, "Hey she's smoking those left handed cigarettes which is what my deps called MJ.

 

[effigi]

Hey, Im left handed

 

[brialeeanna20]

i do think the only thing that saved me from getting cuffs put on right than was i do really look like a soccer mom

 

[werewood]

that's sweet..I've had funny looks and a few needed demonstrations but none with the law......yet anyway..why doesn't someone print out some business cards explaining exactly what these are? I'd be willing to buy a handful...especially for the mods explaining how they're NOT a crack pipe.....

 

[PatandSassy]

I may come up with a really funny slogan or explanation and make some cards. I have all the programs needed and the cards to print my own.

 

[brialeeanna20]

what made it bad was he has picked up on what my 9 year old has said befor (he has wanted me to quit smoking for 2 years) so when she said it she had very proud look on her face

 

[effigi]

I am sure that made you feel good to see her with a proud look over switching to the "funny" cigarettes. Perhaps the situation was a bit less than hoped though....

 

[Montana Brat]

You mean to tell me that you arnt spilling your nic juice all over your children and then teasing them with all the candy flavors to try and get them to start smoking!?!?!?! What kind of mom are you!

Seriously...I wish some of our "representatives" who are trying to ban these could just see the pride in our kids faces when they say, loud and proud, "my mommy quit smoking"

My 12 year old son has been telling everyone we know the number of days its been since Ive had a cigarette. He has seen me struggle with quitting his whole life. When it came time to decide if we should spend the little extra money we had on my first e-cigg or on something special for him...he INSTANTLY voted for the e-cigg!

He is now the very proud son of a tobacco free mom!

 

[brialeeanna20]

so if my 4 year old cant say electronic cigarette any ieas on what to get her to call it lol So i ont get funny looks from people?

 

[willsgirlie]

hahah too funny. thanks for the laugh!

 

[PatandSassy]

Maybe the steam stick, water vapor thing, mom's inkpen is just hot, lol.

 

[happily]

i do think the only thing that saved me from getting cuffs put on right than was i do really look like a soccer mom

it's a vaporizer.......by the way I love cuffing soccermoms

 

[brialeeanna20]

lo, so does my hubby lol but she is still having a hard time saying her V's an P's so Vaporizer wont work

 

[Montana Brat]

Magic Stick ?

 

[brialeeanna20]

that may work

 

[Bubba Gump]

i do think the only thing that saved me from getting cuffs put on right than was i do really look like a soccer mom

You had zero chance of being arrested. There is no evidence. Even if your daughter had said: " My mommy likes to smoke weed out of her .... everyday". Still wouldnt be enough evidence for an arrest.