Purchased a Polished Silver Pro Vari 2.5 on Cyber Monday, December 2....you betcha, I stayed up till the online site hit midnight!!!! Then.......the waiting game, check the tracking, check the tracking...........it all came to a stand still on December 5th after it departed Kent, Washington....
My biggest fear:
Is there a ransom negotiator currently available in Antarctica? And do they only accept fish or would a space heater or 2 be acceptable?
I have heard the whispered mutterings of a ProVari Cartel operating in the South Pole, but I thought it was just idle gossip. Upon the disappearance of my package, I did a quick search on Google, "ProVari Cartel", "ProVari Penguins", "Fish Ransom", "vaping Penguins","Sub Zero Vapers".........nothing.......they are indeed a stealthy group! No sooner had I logged of Google, than my land line rang, "Unknown Caller". I said "Hello" and my ears where met with the sound of wind and what can only be perceived as random snowflakes hitting the mouthpiece of what I believe was a gen 4 satellite phone. "Hello?" and then the sound of a billed flightless bird taking a vape, the exhale of plume resounding on the phone..............no hideous cackle, no screeching, no ransom demand.....just that slow, drawn inhale and exhale.
I know they GPS'd my house, they undoubtedly snagged my email addy with their hi-tech computer banks.
I await that email with their ransom demands.............
My biggest fear:
Is there a ransom negotiator currently available in Antarctica? And do they only accept fish or would a space heater or 2 be acceptable?
I have heard the whispered mutterings of a ProVari Cartel operating in the South Pole, but I thought it was just idle gossip. Upon the disappearance of my package, I did a quick search on Google, "ProVari Cartel", "ProVari Penguins", "Fish Ransom", "vaping Penguins","Sub Zero Vapers".........nothing.......they are indeed a stealthy group! No sooner had I logged of Google, than my land line rang, "Unknown Caller". I said "Hello" and my ears where met with the sound of wind and what can only be perceived as random snowflakes hitting the mouthpiece of what I believe was a gen 4 satellite phone. "Hello?" and then the sound of a billed flightless bird taking a vape, the exhale of plume resounding on the phone..............no hideous cackle, no screeching, no ransom demand.....just that slow, drawn inhale and exhale.
I know they GPS'd my house, they undoubtedly snagged my email addy with their hi-tech computer banks.
I await that email with their ransom demands.............
