My Quest for the Perfect Vape

[sahara4evr]

The perfect vape... I think the perfect vape is the journey itself. The thing is there are too many options, options options options.... Buuuutttt... so far, heh heh heh, I must say, the perfect vape for me is not with cartos... too smooth, too flavorful, I like the drip to atomizer! I really like blending too... I dont know, its all perfect.

The journey versus the destination? I'm hoping to find my vaping utopia but for now I will enjoy the journey.

 

[YOPP!]

I offered to use my pumpkin spice as a ....roundabout, a filler, something to smooth out the Turkish. He topped off his cart with it, and took a vape and fell in love. He bought my bottle right then and there and the proviso he return my bottle. Sounds like it just needed the compliment to make it "just right".

Wha? Mixing flavors you say? That's just crazy talk! Is that even LEGAL?

And selling e-juice from your desk at work? Great idea, actually.

I've already turned a few of my co-workers on to vaping. Now I just need to stock up my desk and be their dealer as well. Get 'em hooked, then supply them with gear. Standard 20% markup. I'll be like Morgan Freemans character, Red, in the movie "Shawshank Redemption"-- "Yeah, I've been known to locate a few tasty e-juices here and there..."

I better check corporate SOP first, though.

 

[YOPP!]

Well, fellow vapours... I'm not at my ultimate vape yet, because I haven't had a chance to order my 5V PV-- but I have found a flavor that has been haunting my cart since it came in the mail last week. TV's "Atomic Cinnacide." Or as I like to call it, "Step back so I can kick you in right in the face with the sweetest thing you've tasted since, well, ever..." The first time I took a drag of this stuff, it was like the first time I smoked an analog. The throat hit was what I can only describe as Ninjalicious. It snuck up on me and gave my uvula the ol' one-two with the nunchucks. I had visions of walking under ladders, shattering mirrors and black cats crossing my path. The ringing in my ears has only recently subsided.

They should change it's name from "Atomic Cinnacide" to simply, "Chuck Norris."