You think you know your rain accessories...
So I decided I was going to trade my two eGo cases and bag of juices that made up my daily kit for a small tackle box I was currently using for my disused juices. In the process found a juice I hadn't tried since I got it nearly a year ago and did a video review on it, so that was cool. (Well, not really, the juice was vile.) But I also did the swap, so now I had a nice portable tackle box to keep all my vape gear in, a single-box solution, which I was happy with.
This morning I'm half-groggily going about my morning pre-work routine putting stuff I needed to take in my backpack, which included my tackle box o' vape gear. I have a specific section I put all that stuff in, and it includes my umbrella. Well, the kit's a bit on the wider side so I'm having to shove my umbrella out of the way to stuff it in, and as I'm doing so--
*THWAP*
My umbrella's spring-loaded handle disengaged and punched me square in the mouth hard enough to send my head recoiling and make a sizable cut on my inner lip -- I mean, it drew a fair bit of blood. Hurt like hell. Still stings and I can't eat anything large that's likely to stretch my face.
So, that settles that, then. My umbrella hates me and my vaping. Well, you know what, umbrella? Screw you. I have opposable thumbs, elastic bands, and a sudden penchant to learn how to hog tie.
So I decided I was going to trade my two eGo cases and bag of juices that made up my daily kit for a small tackle box I was currently using for my disused juices. In the process found a juice I hadn't tried since I got it nearly a year ago and did a video review on it, so that was cool. (Well, not really, the juice was vile.) But I also did the swap, so now I had a nice portable tackle box to keep all my vape gear in, a single-box solution, which I was happy with.
This morning I'm half-groggily going about my morning pre-work routine putting stuff I needed to take in my backpack, which included my tackle box o' vape gear. I have a specific section I put all that stuff in, and it includes my umbrella. Well, the kit's a bit on the wider side so I'm having to shove my umbrella out of the way to stuff it in, and as I'm doing so--
*THWAP*
My umbrella's spring-loaded handle disengaged and punched me square in the mouth hard enough to send my head recoiling and make a sizable cut on my inner lip -- I mean, it drew a fair bit of blood. Hurt like hell. Still stings and I can't eat anything large that's likely to stretch my face.
So, that settles that, then. My umbrella hates me and my vaping. Well, you know what, umbrella? Screw you. I have opposable thumbs, elastic bands, and a sudden penchant to learn how to hog tie.
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