Here is a compilation of all the ones I thought were in contention for winning the contest. Thank you so much for playing it was difficult to choose a winner! I hope you enjoyed yourselves and thanks for the laughs.
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Honest honey! Cougars are a lot more open minded than you've heard!"
What could have been if
The Notebook was written by H.P. Lovecraft and directed by Guillermo del Toro.
So my friend said "all you have to do is kiss this toad dude"
What do you mean I'm adopted???
This is the last time I use eHarmony!
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My late husband, Gerald, collected colons too.
Hurry up Scottie! It's lookin at me weird!
"Is it true what they say about big feet?"
Dude you need a snickers..
10 brave warriors have entered the battle but only two remain. Find out who will rule them all, after the commercial break.
No, I never would have guessed you were the 1st test tube baby!
Go for the knees, "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."
I thought I had a good disguise going but the first person that saw me asked, "Hey is that you?" and I had to say "Yeah_its_me"
"She likes me.............She really likes me"
AND THE WINNER........
loxmythe ( pm me what you would like please LOL )
I TOLD you not to buy that cheap Chinese ....... But OH NO you said "don't worry dear I hear it makes you REALLY horny". So how's that working out for ya now honey? 