In a galaxy far far away our anti-hero, the infamous "Boba Fett" was searching high and low for something exciting to vape. (He is a self confirmed vapaholic, he told me this the other night while we were playing Parcheesi). He had tried many flavors, from the fruity flavors found on planet Dole, to the shi**y flavors from Uranus, but nothing satisfied his cravings. His lifelong goal was now to find the ultimate vaping experience. (it didn't pay as well as bounty hunting, but he didn't need a lot of money because he bought his supplies from Nashville Vapor). While on his quest he visited a strange planet known as Earth, where the inhabitants were new to vaping but they were very knowledgeable for being newbies. He happened upon Davyjoe who was just wrapping up a new flavor that Davy said was very good. When Boba tried it, he knew his quest was over. It was nirvana. The flavor was indescribable, like nothing he had ever tasted. So now boba was fulfilled, happy and restored. He bid Davyjoe goodbye, and left immediately for the planet Naboo, for the Intergalactic Parcheesi Tournament was about to begin..................to be continued.
I don't know if it describes Bobas Bounty, but this post is classic.
My vote is for Heavy119.