I think I got the absolute worst present... if you consider what it was and the way he went about choosing it. It looks innocent in the picture here, but the one I got was soooo much worse.
Why so bad, you may ask. It's just a pillow... but no, not just a pillow. It's a "pillow" made for uhm, intimacy. The one I got was black, and it had straps and buckles on it... you can use your imagination. or not.
My (now ex) boyfriend decided that this was the perfect gift for our very first Chanukah together. He got "advice" from one of his creepy friends who (to this day still) creeps me out. He hyped it up, telling me I was going to be so surprised when my gift came. I cried. I really truly cried.
PS: I left it behind when I left him. I think he still uses it.
(I truly hope this post doesn't get anyone in trouble. I tried to keep it as PG as I could.)