"When today's safety meeting is about what you did yesterday"
I love that. It brings out confessions from the brick & mortar days.
We had an overhead thing where messages trailed across the screen, like "Team 4 may leave at 4pm today". One time when everybody was at lunch I punched in a favorite song lyric, "Free your mind and your @$$ will follow".
I'm the one who started putting two packs in the coffee maker instead of one, so it would taste like coffee instead of dish water. After a few days of good coffee the overhead trailing message said "Please use only one pack in the coffee machine".
Another few days later the trailing message said "Who put a box of chocolates in the kitchen with a corner pinched off each piece?"
Then another few days later, "When it is discovered who drove through and broke the parking barrier, the repair will be deducted from your paycheck". (I was never discovered, and the bar should have raised with my card in the slot in the first place).
Life is more peaceful working at home.