Nick crushed my zotz again...

[Soignee]

A rubber hose doesn't leave any marks. Just say'in.....

Um, I think that's rubber gloves...


not that i would know

 

[scratchtheweasel]

Nick has been taking good care of this newbie: all of my orders have Zotz, and all of my Zotz are intact. Of course, I always thank *ALL OF THE NICOTICKET TEAM * in the comments box, just in case Nick is off that day!

That's how he gets you balance. He lures you in with perfect zotz and them wham! Before you know you'll have a smashed little zotz and only broken dreams to keep it company. He's a madman I tell you!

BTW - Welcome to the NutHouse. Good to have you at the party.

 

[scratchtheweasel]

Are you rubbin' it in? Scratch sounds upset!

And just so you know I've got peeps....

 

[distortoblotto]

Um, I think that's rubber gloves...


not that i would know

Won't mention how I know but prison guards used them for years.

 

[JimmyB]

A rubber hose doesn't leave any marks. Just say'in.....

Um, I think that's rubber gloves...


not that i would know

I have heard that a bar of soap in a sock leaves minimal bruising....or so I've heard

blanket party <-- see who gets that one

 

[Soignee]

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And just so you know I've got peeps....


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You got this coming!!!

 

[hammer of the gods]

in the summer my zotz were melted and all misshapen before they got to me, part of the "joy" of living in the desert SW.

 

[Kent Brooks]

in the summer my zotz were melted and all misshapen before they got to me, part of the "joy" of living in the desert SW.

There's a new face! Welcome to the NuThouse hammer!~

 

[Kent Brooks]

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And just so you know I've got peeps....


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LMAO - this scares me.

 

[LynnNC]

Thanks for the laughs folks!! Nothing like coming home at 3:15am and laughing so hard you wake up the entire household. I'm loving it!!

 

[DasBluCig]

I have heard that a bar of soap in a sock leaves minimal bruising....or so I've heard

blanket party <-- see who gets that one

You could ask Leonard ("Full Metal Jacket")....he sure got smacked in the gut enough in that flick.....!!!OK....soap in a PILLOWCASE....same deal!!
Oh....wait....he did himself in, didn't he??!
Happy (vaping) Trails!

 

[cuse4ever]

It's not funny Nick!

Nanny, I think it's time we take matters into our own hands. *cracks knuckles*

i'd say a flogging is in order

 

[cuse4ever]

Uprising you say? Time to form the Bert Brigade....

pitchforks and torches!

 

[distortoblotto]

Howdy Nick! Nothing but love for ya Brah!

O.K, now back to you're regularly scheduled programming....

 

[Beau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHMzVlmVFBI

 

[Soignee]

That is SO where I got my Candy Crush comment!

Thanks for posting it!!

 

[Thundernoggin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHMzVlmVFBI

Don't forget his theme song.

 

[Nanny22]

That is SO where I got my Candy Crush comment!

Thanks for posting it!!

I LOL every time I see that commercial.

 

[Soignee]

I LOL every time I see that commercial.

My poor wife just doesn't understand the tears coming out of my eyes!

 

[Nanny22]

"LEVEL TWO" gets me teary eyed, too!