Well, it beats playing frisbee with those patties. You have a knack for flinging them at my head!
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Well, it beats playing frisbee with those patties. You have a knack for flinging them at my head!
Be careful around those cows! One time I staggered into the Emergency Room and naturally the doctor asks me what happened.
"Well, it was like this" I said. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's ..... That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"
"Well, it was like this" I said. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's ..... That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"
There goes my hot chocolate. Much harder to clean off the monitor than wine!
Don't blame me for that one. It was the second time tonight I was eating while reading your post!!!
I bet you're making some coin from that....so how did the story end...and why did you end up in the e.r.? Did your wife put your head up with the golfball?
I'll tell you Maureen, that big old gal can put a hurtin on this old country boy like you wouldn't believe! They know me by my first name at the E.R.!!!
In fact, they call my wife the Psychiatric Chiropractor.
She specializes in attitude adjustments!
I bet they do....do you even have the forms pre-filled out?? 
Sounds like a girl after my own heart....I can picture her making you grab that golfball and then replacing it with your head...
Sounds like a girl after my own heart....I can picture her making you grab that golfball and then replacing it with your head...
I just knew I need to check in on this thread...I didn't think you could talk about blueberry's for this long. I see you are now talking about pies.lol
You had to know that since TT is involved in the discussion that it went WAY off topic
You had to know that since TT is involved in the discussion that it went WAY off topic
ME??? Off Topic!!! No, no no! Oh, I can't stand Threads that go off topic! You see, cow patties fertilize the ground for all those blueberry's you guys want. So if you happen to detect a slight, pungent odor in your blueberry juice, you'll know where it came from.
I'm just being helpful.
TT...we wouldn't know what to do with ourselves if you weren't so " helpful".
P.S. I'll pass on the fertilizer/cow pie juice...
helpful". P.S. I'll pass on the fertilizer/cow pie juice...
T, I am so amazed that you have been taking thread off topic. I'm ashamed of you now! How dare you!
T, I am so amazed that you have been taking thread off topic. I'm ashamed of you now! How dare you!
I'm sitting here hanging my head in shame. I don't know how it happened.
When I told Ab in another Thread that I hoped he got athletes foot in his arm pit, I started giggling so uncontrollably, then I dripped some of the Cappuccino Smooth that came in today, and the cows were out there mooing and doing things that cows do, and my wife was smiling (yes, smiling!!!), and she was all cleaned up and wanted to ... vape with me, and I was just so confused by it all that somehow I got off topic.
I'm sure it won't happen again.
Unless I get a chance.
It's okay, T. I will just need to teach you how to not go off topic because, well, umm, I never do it!
Well...it's a little past my bedtime, but I think you're both FULL OF IT
I know for a fact that Mrs. TT is not smiling....well...unless you had your head in a cows ........
Or....if the Mother-in-law found AB....just sayin'
On the good side....CLIFF LEE IS HERE IN PHILLY sorry tt....and rangers fans everywhere....
I know for a fact that Mrs. TT is not smiling....well...unless you had your head in a cows ........
Or....if the Mother-in-law found AB....just sayin'
On the good side....CLIFF LEE IS HERE IN PHILLY
sorry tt....and rangers fans everywhere.... - Status
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