You may even get lucky enough your... um place is picked as one the local news features for its decorations.
Actually, we've already been featured several times on the Country Music Channel's "Redneck Front Yard." We have the standard old, upholstered couch sitting on the porch like all proud East Texans do, but we also have an old red plaid couch sitting out by the boat in the front yard. I guess they figured we was rich or something.
The last time they were here they kept calling my wife "sir." Mighta been the coveralls. She had torn her good dress when she was out .... hunting. She didn't get to talk to them very long because we had heard might be a job opening at the lube rack and I wanted her to check on it.
We always have a big Xmas here. My dad (who is also my favorite uncle), his wife graduates from high school this year, anyhow, he always brings a lot of empty beer cans and we sit around and shoot the tops off of them and put candles in them and make a lit up walkway up to the trailer. Real pretty at night.
