No more stalking the mailman

[LordDavon]

Stu, I think it would be perfectly normal for those of us that hang out here on the FSUSA Forum. But we have Dr. Pammy to keep us somewhat sane and in line.

As long as we can vape FSUSA juices!

I'm not so sure about Dr. Pammy anymore. After my last session, I have been blacking out. When I come to, my daughter says I waddle around the house quacking like a duck. I used to never black out when I did that!

 

[TexasT]

Welcome to Pammy's Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

 

[TxMagic]

Thank you TexasT. I needed a good belly laugh.

 

[LordDavon]

Welcome to Pammy's Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Oh, come on! I was eating Cheese Doodles!