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[Gracy_hm]

I'm sorry officer I REALLY had to park infrount of that fire hydrant.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

God I hate travelling with the wife, she's such a b@#$%...........

 

[librarising]

I'm an English Bulldog not a Yank. How do you expect me to drive with the steering wheel on the left?

 

[veetvoojagig]

Trust me officer, he was NOT OK to drive home...

 

[tyrible]

You think your life sucks, I am a werewolf and it's only half moon.

 

[tyrible]

We interrupt this broadcast this show to bring you a late breaking story...A bulldog has been seen driving down through town running over humans. Associates of "Rex"'s say he was irritated with the lack of disciplinary action taken against those who have murdered his friends by vehicles over the many years and he was quoted as saying " I will have vengeance for my fallen brothers and sisters". More news as it happens.
KPUP News now returns you to the movie already in progress "Bruiser: The autobiography of a Michael Vic champion".

 

[tyrible]

That was one long workday. A nap sounds good, I am dog tired.

 

[tyrible]

Hahaha, not so funny being tied to the bumper is it "master"?

 

[tyrible]

"Padiddle"!

 

[troussin]

"Why am I always the designated driver?"

 

[tyrible]

How fortunate, this is an automatic.

 

[tweazee]

Listening & howling to my ipod playing "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? ROOF, ROOF
I cant read the sign, what is the speed limit? Where where did I leave my grannie glasses at?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Sigh.........No, puppies, we're not there yet, now sit down and stop your yapping!

I do like the english bulldog one!

 

[tyrible]

Let me ask again still think your halloween costume is better than mine

 

[tweazee]

Hope no copper pulls me over as I hot wired this horse carriage.
I can barely see over the stering wheel, where is the booster seat when you need it?

 

[RedDeath5]

if that silly blonde doesn't hang up her damn cell phone, i'm gonna eat her shoes...

 

[tyrible]

My eyes were not closed dear...the sun is in my face. Driving into a ditch, are you insane?...I was checking the wheel alignment

 

[BiohazardVideo]

Get me a beer... Get me a beer... Get me a beer... This time I'm getting him a friggen keg... Doesn't he know what that fridge handle is doing to my teeth?

 

[tyrible]

This guy takes his game of fetch serious. Since when am I supposed to fetch his beer?

 

[riverwinds]

Phew!! You farted again didn't ya?!?