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[tyrible]

Finally a use for being colorblind....no red lights

 

[tyrible]

Yes the horn blows, and no the driver does not!

 

[GreenEyes]

Yep, I see you Mister Polis Officer. Uh huh.

 

[tyrible]

How can seeing a dog drive be any stranger than dogs playing poker?

 

[tyrible]

Brand new Mustang 5.0: $25,000
4 hours of drinking with buddies at the bar: $200
Passing out and leaving the keys in the ignition while rover drives off: priceless

 

[Krisb]

Sooo, Georgie, if I hit a human, do I get to throw him in the back and keep him?

 

[Krisb]

I gotta pup on the brake and a pup on the gas...HEY!

 

[Krisb]

Thumbs? Who needs 'em? It's not like I'm trying to fill a carto with a syringe!

 

[Bigham1]

Thank God this commute is in human years!!!

 

[Bigham1]

Is that a poodle? Hey baby how much?

 

[Bigham1]

Get in! Yeah ..... its a lexus!

 

[Bigham1]

Man I hope I don't blow a .08

 

[Bigham1]

Yes Officer my tags are up to date!

 

[Bigham1]

Thats right 10 and 2

 

[Krisb]

Yeah, I'll teach my human to ignore me for that damn new e-cig. I've had no water in my bowl all day...but do ya think he'd let his PV run out of espresso? Huh? Huh?

 

[tyrible]

Screw it no cops around I'm hitting that POV/HOV

 

[Bigham1]

I mated with a Shih tzu once they were the newest craze in designer dogs we called them Bull Shihts!

 

[tyrible]

Yeah, my parents did it doggie style one too many times

 

[Bigham1]

Yeah I'm gonna pimp this ..... out and get some 24's on it.

 

[Bigham1]

Ha ha ha Hey Lucky 15 points for the human!