OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[kstraub7707]

#2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

 

[kstraub7707]

#3. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

 

[Beans]

#2

I once duck taped my toilet seat shut when Hubby was on his way home and had to GO.

 

[matador]

#3
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

 

[GRATI]

#1
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

 

[Devonmoonshire]

P O T A T O! ! ! ! ! Just thought you should know

 

[GRATI]

#2
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF

 

[kritter]

#1

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’


RANDOM.ORG is better!! Too many people don't like the "likes" contest!

 

[GRATI]

#3
A woman's favorite position is CEO.

 

[Odium]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[Shilo]

Please like me

 

[Odium]

Okay this joke may seem a little crude and I mean no offense

What's the difference between this contest and being crowned homecoming queen or king? Nothing, only the popular kids have any chance of winning!

 

[thehangdude]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

 

[kaykay]

vape or die smoking!!!

 

[MrsCasey]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Now that's funny!!!!

 

[MrsCasey]

Ok, here's one my husband grandfather used to say after a bug would splatter against his car windshield.....

#1 I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!

 

[Devonmoonshire]

#2 Of all the things I've lost........ I miss my Mind the MOST!!!!

 

[Odium]

Light travels faster than sound, This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[Devonmoonshire]

#3 If you want to laugh in one sentence then just click to the left and view my Profile Picture, guaranteed to bring a chuckle!

 

[MrsCasey]

#2

Ok, not really a one liner and probably won't count as a contest entry but this is one of my all time favorites.