THAT'S IT!! That's the black and white thing that hit me first!!
Well vaporgal, I did go out and move the couch over a little bit in the yard and then pushed that old bathtub in its place.
Actually, it all looks pretty nice like that.
TT
Oh thank God!
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THAT'S IT!! That's the black and white thing that hit me first!!
Well vaporgal, I did go out and move the couch over a little bit in the yard and then pushed that old bathtub in its place.
Actually, it all looks pretty nice like that.
TT
Whew! glad y'all got that sorted out!! It was killin me tryin to keep up with all talk back and forth...
I got a simple mind that can't digest too much at one time...So all that childhood stuff...no wait now we are talkin current stuff...OOH...back to childhood.... and then there's that imaginary saucer thingie...
That's tough on an Old guy.
I got a simple mind that can't digest too much at one time...So all that childhood stuff...no wait now we are talkin current stuff...OOH...back to childhood.... and then there's that imaginary saucer thingie...
That's tough on an Old guy.
Unfortunately I wasn't hitting people with it tonight (not that I wouldn't have liked to....) that bathtub can't be comfortable TT....unless you've had so much to drink that you don't care.....but truthfully....I'd take the grass over a tub...bugs and all...got any of that now that you got rain this week???
We just got the rain yesterday, but its raining again this morning (Wednesday). Manalive, girl, we were more than eleven inches behind our normal rainfall. So we do have grass but it just crunches under your feet.
The front yard looks real nice though. The boat is sitting out there with weeds growing up all around it as required in East Texas and I shoved the old plaid couch over to the west a little bit but still facing the dirt road and then shoved the old bathtub over to where the couch was.
My wife came out and looked and said I should have been an exterior decorator. Actually, I had given that some thought a while back, but then I decided I didn't want to go on Oprah so I didn't do it.
But the tub isn't bad. I got the idea from a magazine up at the Coffee Shop where they had this good lookin guy like me sitting in this tub with two beautiful women and little bubbles was coming up all around them.
So I put the tub in the front yard. I don't have water to put in it except when it rains and I don't have no way to make all those pretty, little bubbles except to sit there and fart in the water. But I fart a lot so that works pretty good.
TT
The front yard looks real nice though. The boat is sitting out there with weeds growing up all around it as required in East Texas and I shoved the old plaid couch over to the west a little bit but still facing the dirt road and then shoved the old bathtub over to where the couch was.
My wife came out and looked and said I should have been an exterior decorator. Actually, I had given that some thought a while back, but then I decided I didn't want to go on Oprah so I didn't do it.
But the tub isn't bad. I got the idea from a magazine up at the Coffee Shop where they had this good lookin guy like me sitting in this tub with two beautiful women and little bubbles was coming up all around them.
So I put the tub in the front yard. I don't have water to put in it except when it rains and I don't have no way to make all those pretty, little bubbles except to sit there and fart in the water. But I fart a lot so that works pretty good.
TT
Love the innovation! But with talk like that you'll never get all us FSUSA lovelies in the tub...
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Oh ... yes .... what I meant to say is that I've never farted in my entire life and we'll have to do without the bubbles!
TT
TT
You guys are a hoot! Think I'd have driven a hardball his way though....
TT, ever think of moding the tub and pulling from that? Make you own juice...The ORIGINAL mountain dew....
TT, ever think of moding the tub and pulling from that? Make you own juice...The ORIGINAL mountain dew....
No ... I never thought of that, but then, I've never done a lot of thinking. It really makes my head hurt so I try to avoid it.
But you know, if I did make my own juice I'd have to set me up a stand out there on the paved road to sell it. I had a stand there once but some seven year old girl came by and beat me up and took it and started selling lemonade there.
I just hope she had to pay that income tax! Little brat.
TT
I'm not sure you you want to be selling moon shine at a roadside stand....You'd end up with a big party in your yard, and you wouldnt be able to sit on our nice plaid couch for a while. You probably wouldnt make a profit either. THAT would really attract them revenuers....
Oh, THAT kind of juice!!!
Boy howdy, that stuff will really make your head hurt. On the other hand I love big parties and to have all my friends and kinfolk here layin around in the yard. And right next door we have the Sewage Treatment Plant and we like to go over on that little hill overlooking the plant and have a picnic.
Until we got that rain yesterday that was about the only place around here where you could go to see water. I like to go there and watch the waves, but their made by that machine that goes around and stirs things up.
TT
Boy howdy, that stuff will really make your head hurt. On the other hand I love big parties and to have all my friends and kinfolk here layin around in the yard. And right next door we have the Sewage Treatment Plant and we like to go over on that little hill overlooking the plant and have a picnic.
Until we got that rain yesterday that was about the only place around here where you could go to see water. I like to go there and watch the waves, but their made by that machine that goes around and stirs things up.
TT
I'm sure it looks lovely! So, now all you need to do is hang a few bug zappers near the couch. Then you can invite your friends from the coffee shop over for a nice get together outside.
I'm sure it looks lovely! So, now all you need to do is hang a few bug zappers near the couch. Then you can invite your friends from the coffee shop over for a nice get together outside.
Right here's a lady who knows how to have a good time!
TT
I second that too!! Gotta have them bug zapper dohickies...they are fun to watch, and listen too!!
Don't forget to invite all of us junkies! For honoring you with our presence, we expect either grilled ribs or steaks. And of course, imported cold beer or good red wine.
Grilled ribs or steaks, imported cold beer and good red wine it will be then.
TT
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Done. But not while its still so damned hot there! Do something about that will you, TT?
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Maybe he could hook up some Air conditioning in a big tent in his yard....around the couch and bathtub of course....
P.S. I don't have a problem with kool-aid, but only if it is spiked well....
P.S. I don't have a problem with kool-aid, but only if it is spiked well....
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