OH Wow - This is really bad. Really really BAD.

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Bubba

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OK so I got some vapemail today. I'd ordered some tobacco flavored juice since I'm just getting back into vaping and wanted something on hand that tasted like tobacco since I've had little cravings here and there. Nothing major, but don't want to risk slipping back to analogs.

So I loaded up my Kanger and...

Oh my God this is the worst thing ever!

How bad? It made all my happiness in life retreat into the deepest, darkest part of my brain.

Seriously, it was made by Odeon. It's like Sex Panther - the ejuice.

I rinsed out my tank in the kitchen sink, now the whole kitchen reeks. It should be called Zombie Vomit. Actually, that's not bad enough. Maybe "Sweat of Bigfoots ____"

So, it's really really bad.

I'm literally afraid to add this to my stash since I fear that it will attack all the good flavors. I don't want to anger it.

I also don't want to age it a week, since I'm pretty sure that it's power will grow with age. I need to put this down now, when it's young and weak

Oh God, it's looking at me. I gotta go - deny everything if questioned.

Be Strong, my friends!
 

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LOL - well I don't know the e-juice specifically, but don't give up on it yet. Take it into the yard, put your gasmask on, take the lid and dripper off, give it a shake and leave it uncapped for a couple of days. Post warning and danger signs round your property. Then, you can recap the nostril-offensive juice, put it in your garden shed and leave it for two to three months. Don't forget to make sure you nail a biohazard label on the shed door and please remember the local wildlife, dogs and children in the area and keep it out of their reach. After the 2-3 months is up, you may have bottled up enough dutch courage to give it another go. If it fails at that point, tip it down the drain, and warn the waterboard that you're about to clean out the county systems with the equivalent of Liquid Plummer. But - boil your resulting tap drinking water for the next 2 weeks just to be on the safe side. Bwahahahaaaaa
 
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LOL, no seriously, LOL.......stay w/ some milder flavors like mocha or some creamy flavors. My son vapes VA tobacco and I think it tastes like poo on a stick. I smoked for 30+ years, menthol, no less, but now can't stand it. Good Luck in your quest for the perfect vape, it's a journey for sure. Stay vaping, my friend.
 

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Hmmmm....I would recommend Mt Baker Vapor as a vendor that can very quickly ship you some juice that tastes great and won't beat up your wallet. I remember some juice I got from V4L that should have been called vaporturd. Just gross, overpriced crap in a bottle. Sorry for your bad experience, but don't give up! Cigarettes taste bad too...PLENTY of better options out there.
 

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Fortunately I have some of the good stuff in reserve so I'll be fine. Going to order some butterscotch and maybe coffee from mt baker tomorrow. Help me Mt Baker, you're our only hope

If I had ten thumbs, I'd give MBV ten thumbs up.

One thing you MUST remember about MBV, they mix their juices fresh for you upon order. MANY NEED TO STEEP. Some are good out of the envelope (root beer, pineapple upside down cake, and from what I've heard from my menthol buddies, their menthols are good right from the get go). But if you find a juice you don't particularly care for, put it aside and let it steep for a good solid week to 10 days, maybe even more (it took two months for me to finally enjoy Moo Juice).
 

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If I had ten thumbs, I'd give MBV ten thumbs up.

One thing you MUST remember about MBV, they mix their juices fresh for you upon order. MANY NEED TO STEEP. Some are good out of the envelope (root beer, pineapple upside down cake, and from what I've heard from my menthol buddies, their menthols are good right from the get go). But if you find a juice you don't particularly care for, put it aside and let it steep for a good solid week to 10 days, maybe even more (it took two months for me to finally enjoy Moo Juice).

Let me clarify: it wasn't Mt Baker juice - don't want anyone to think I'm bashing them. I omitted the vendor since taste is so subjective and I knew I would have some stuff that wasn't to my liking.

The whole "Help me Mt Baker" was a reference to Star Wars, replace Mt Baker with Obi Wan. Lame I know, but still...
 

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You're talking to a guy with friends who refuse to play Star Wars trivial pursuit because I OWN THEM!!!! So, yes, I completely got your reference. ;-) I just recently started going back to school, and I had to write a memoir paper. I wrote it about how utterly, completely, and thoroughly crushed I was after seeing the Phantom Menace.
 

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. We're all rootin for ya and your juice to work things out without taking this issue to a mediator.

Oh it's no where near anything like that. When I decided to start vaping again, I knew there would be some juice I didn't like, some DOA parts, etc. I'm going to let it steep for a month or 12 and try it again. Even if I toss it, no big deal.

Even factoring that stuff in, I'm coming out cheaper vaping. And that's not to mention the health benefits
 

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Fortunately I have some of the good stuff in reserve so I'll be fine. Going to order some butterscotch and maybe coffee from mt baker tomorrow. Help me Mt Baker, you're our only hope

HAHAHAHAHAHA- Gotcha !

I have tried 6 different 'baccos'- hated them all, except 'Smooth Tobacco' from MVS...which is tolerable in desperation !
Gave them away to a desperate new vaper on ECF.
Decided that they do not make a 'bacco' flavor that tastes like a burning ciggy, so moved along...
Mt Baker 'Coffee' and 'Butterscotch' are great vapes- some of my favorites from a great vendor...also Maple Pecan...yum.

DIY now- Huckleberry and Jamacian 10 speed....excellent !

Best to You !
 

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Bubba try some Bobas Bounty...since we gettin all star warzy up in here.

Bobas Bounty


I may try it - still a little gun shy on anything 'baccer flavored. That last stuff was more like carbonite with essence of womp rat



Funny, I remember watching Star Wars when it first came out. At the drive-in.

*Reaches for his cane with tennis ball on the bottom
 

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I may try it - still a little gun shy on anything 'baccer flavored. That last stuff was more like carbonite with essence of womp rat



Funny, I remember watching Star Wars when it first came out. At the drive-in.

*Reaches for his cane with tennis ball on the bottom


I to saw it at a drive in in Denver ...I was 12 i think...seriously tho Bobas is incredible..
 

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Let me clarify: it wasn't Mt Baker juice - don't want anyone to think I'm bashing them. I omitted the vendor since taste is so subjective and I knew I would have some stuff that wasn't to my liking.

The whole "Help me Mt Baker" was a reference to Star Wars, replace Mt Baker with Obi Wan. Lame I know, but still...

I caught the reference :D

YOUR TASTEBUDS CAN'T REPEL FLAVOR OF THAT MAGNITUDE!
 
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