Origin Vape Giveaway Thread Part 9 - Back again and better than ever!

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Many, many moons ago I made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking (cold turkey). In preparation I laid in a supply of snack foods, including pretzel rods, licorice sticks, slim jims, and other cigarette shaped goodies besides the normal chips and dips.

I spent New Years Day watching bowl games, snacking, and having a scotch or beer when the cravings to smoke hit me. Watched parts of all the games whenever I wasn't sleeping / passed out.

Started smoking again after consuming over $75 worth of junk food, and unknown quantities of beverages, and another mass shooting in America was averted.
 
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