Other uses for a SB/BB

[asidrave]

could it be used to kneed cookie dough?

 

[ohiomelody]

I'm sure it could, but you might get dough in your button

 

[SheerLuckHolmes]

driving nails
bonking your kid on the head
hand warmer
rolling on the floor with foot to ease the stress
trimming mustache in SB reflection (not easy to do though)
killing roaches, ants, spiders & scorpions
holding in fist & punching the bad guy
grinding grain for bread
plugging hole in drain to take a bath (hmm need to order a new one)
reflecting flashes of light at helicopters when lost in woods
putting that sharp crease in pants
Bill Clinton says he likes the SB over traditional cigars

 

[peace pipe]

LOL SheerLuckHolmes cracked me up!

 

[quasimod]

I beat a burglar to death with mine. I had to chase him through the back yard. It got messy. I hosed it off and was vaping with it when the cops showed up. I had to tell them I killed the guy with a hammer, because I didn't want them to confiscate my SB as "evidence", like they did last time.

⇑ That's a joke. ⇑


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[Spiker]

Nut/crab/lobster cracker
Car window escape tool
Smoke screen
Babe magnet