Perkin's Paste
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Perkins Paste?
It smells like the bowels of Beelzebub that have been ground with a sardines and anchovies baked in the sewers of Mordor. The bug parts used to help scrape the coil when you vaped it so the coil wouldn't clog instantly. Very disappointed that they stopped adding bug parts. This version is no where near as good as the original, but they told me that supplier dried up at the swamp. Maybe it is a drought issue. I appreciate that the road kill with fur is still like the original otherwise I would constantly be recoiling and would be unvapeable. I have four cats and they are so loving over this stuff I can't stop ordering. I have to buy bandages constantly for the scratches, but their exuberance over this stuff makes all the high dollar cat food and treats seem like wasted money.
It smells like the bowels of Beelzebub that have been ground with a sardines and anchovies baked in the sewers of Mordor. The bug parts used to help scrape the coil when you vaped it so the coil wouldn't clog instantly. Very disappointed that they stopped adding bug parts. This version is no where near as good as the original, but they told me that supplier dried up at the swamp. Maybe it is a drought issue. I appreciate that the road kill with fur is still like the original otherwise I would constantly be recoiling and would be unvapeable. I have four cats and they are so loving over this stuff I can't stop ordering. I have to buy bandages constantly for the scratches, but their exuberance over this stuff makes all the high dollar cat food and treats seem like wasted money.
Oh dear.. Another Paste thread. Just remember, all of what anyone tells you is the truth. Yet none of it is completely proven. It's one of those 'you'll have to experience it for yourself' kinda situations. Most of the guts and fur settle on top anyways. It can easily be scraped off to suit ones personal preference.
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As a Chef I was intrigued by the descriptive combination of beef and anchovy. I was finally able to force some of this sludge through the top of the bottle after removing the drip tip and into my (now defunct) Magma running dual coils at a reasonable .12 ohms. I cranked my IPV up to 150 watts and have never been more afraid. Uncertain (I think the spice distracted my palate) if I was tasting more of a Carpaccio or Sushi flavor, I bravely tried one last pull of the Paste.
That was 2 weeks ago and I am still unable to taste anything. vaping excluded, my career as a Chef has been ruined. Thanks NT.
In addition, when I attempted to dispose of the Paste and my poor Magma, (and believe you me, I used 3 layers of professional vacuum packaging to seal it) the throng of local Racoons that took up residence on our patio had to be beaten back to reach a dumpster at a nearby grocery store. One of my children is undergoing treatment for possible rabies, the other has lice. They were the decoy's.
I would have given this a 1 star rating, but a buddy of mine assures me that there really were less bug parts in the 50ml sample size I received compared to his.
Thank the lord I didn't put this in my REO!
That was 2 weeks ago and I am still unable to taste anything. vaping excluded, my career as a Chef has been ruined. Thanks NT.
In addition, when I attempted to dispose of the Paste and my poor Magma, (and believe you me, I used 3 layers of professional vacuum packaging to seal it) the throng of local Racoons that took up residence on our patio had to be beaten back to reach a dumpster at a nearby grocery store. One of my children is undergoing treatment for possible rabies, the other has lice. They were the decoy's.
I would have given this a 1 star rating, but a buddy of mine assures me that there really were less bug parts in the 50ml sample size I received compared to his.
Thank the lord I didn't put this in my REO!
I think my last order contained hints of pastrami flavor. Rumor is they've moved away from beef protein extract and more towards a vegan spinach replacement to lure in hippies. Bring back the beef protein!
all nastiness aside, as someone explained it to me.. when you order the paste, you get what you need, or didn't yet know you wanted.
Before I was brave enough to order the paste, I didn't know I needed a juice that would cause my cats to shred the vapemail packaging. I suspect Kent tosses some catnip along with the anchovies to make it so excruciatingly addictive to the felines. I hear dogs are quite drawn to it as well, although have been unable to test that at home. I just know that it takes days for the odor to dissipate after a session of vaping it, and I always have to replace the coil and wick afterwards or everything else I put in the atty will be overpowered by the aroma of paste.
This thread remind me of snipe hunting....who here has been snipe hunting??? C'mon....fess up now! I promise no one will laugh..except me!
Laughing my cold ..... off here!
Man when I was a kid my friends Dad drug us out in an overgrown field to go snipe hunting.......
It was years before I figured it out, no google back then.
Ok, that's funny right there...
I was just composing a thread in my head wherein I asked Dani if she had tried the Paste yet.
I was just composing a thread in my head wherein I asked Dani if she had tried the Paste yet.
I don't have any cats, just two dogs and my PP is well, ummm...just what I ordered!!
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My first office job had a boss with a dry sense of humour - first he sent me to the front shop to say the boss sent me to get a long stand! ....after 10 minutes I asked could she get the stand for me as I needed to get back ..she looked at her watch, told me yes, I'd had a long enough stand, and could go back!Man when I was a kid my friends Dad drug us out in an overgrown field to go snipe hunting.......
It was years before I figured it out, no google back then.
So some weeks later when he sent me to the plumbers workshop for a cap full of nail holes, I stayed there for a cup of tea, and went back telling him they looked high and low and could only find a screwball.
.....he must have called a truce after that! ...He'll be long gone now, but I remember him with affection, and he nicknamed me Jinny (for some reason known only to him).
My first office job had a boss with a dry sense of humour - first he sent me to the front shop to say the boss sent me to get a long stand! ....after 10 minutes I asked could she get the stand for me as I needed to get back ..she looked at her watch, told me yes, I'd had a long enough stand, and could go back!
So some weeks later when he sent me to the plumbers workshop for a cap full of nail holes, I stayed there for a cup of tea, and went back telling him they looked high and low and could only find a screwball.
...He'll be long gone now, but I remember him with affection, and he nicknamed me Jinny (for some reason known only to him).
Haha I love it, sounds like a cool dude. The long stand is hilarious I may have to do that to one of our guys in the Welding shop.
My first office job had a boss with a dry sense of humour - first he sent me to the front shop to say the boss sent me to get a long stand! ....after 10 minutes I asked could she get the stand for me as I needed to get back ..she looked at her watch, told me yes, I'd had a long enough stand, and could go back!
So some weeks later when he sent me to the plumbers workshop for a cap full of nail holes, I stayed there for a cup of tea, and went back telling him they looked high and low and could only find a screwball.
...He'll be long gone now, but I remember him with affection, and he nicknamed me Jinny (for some reason known only to him).
Priceless!
We often will send the FNG to the next restaurant for a squeegee sharpener...restaurant classic
Priceless!
We often will send the FNG to the next restaurant for a squeegee sharpener...restaurant classic
I would pay good money to see the look on peoples face when someone asked for that.
its all just a sticky situation
Couldn't hardly force it out of the bottle my self!
Good one BTW!
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Having a good hearty laugh this morning! Between this thread and another thread I commented on that absolutely no one responded too, I can't stop laughing!! Me thinks I need to quit reading now and go to Facebook! Lol. And add to the fact that for the last 2 days, my thoughts are constantly on the fact that I want a cigarette...a real one! I haven't had those thoughts in months!!
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