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~~~~~~FUNNY IRISH JOKES OR PICKS OR SONGS~~~~~~~
~~~~~~FUNNY IRISH JOKES OR PICKS OR SONGS~~~~~~~
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One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
"Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"
Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"
Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"
Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!"
One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
"Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"
Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"
Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"
Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!"
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(just y'all wait for Cinco de Maio!!!!)
Two Irish guys at the bar.
"So where did ya grow up, me friend?"
"Oh, in Dublin."
"Dublin you say? Me too! Let's drink!"
"And what school didja go to in Dublin?"
"Oh, I went to St. Michaels."
"St. Michaels? Me too! Class of 73!!"
"73? Me as well!! Lets Drink!!!"
Another patron walks in and says to the Bartender.
"Hey, Shamus, what's new?"
Bartender: "Oh, not much. The O'Malley Twins are drunk, again..."
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~~~~THEME CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
~~~~~~FUNNY IRISH JOKES OR PICKS OR SONGS
. Six Irish men were playing poker when one of them played a bad hand and died.
The rest drew straws to see who would tell his wife. One man draws the shortest straw and goes to his friend’s house to tell the wife.
The man says to her, “Your husband lost some money in the poker game and is afraid to come home.”
The wife says, “Tell him to drop dead!” The man responds, “I’ll go tell him
~~~~THEME CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
~~~~~~FUNNY IRISH JOKES OR PICKS OR SONGS
. Six Irish men were playing poker when one of them played a bad hand and died.
The rest drew straws to see who would tell his wife. One man draws the shortest straw and goes to his friend’s house to tell the wife.
The man says to her, “Your husband lost some money in the poker game and is afraid to come home.”
The wife says, “Tell him to drop dead!” The man responds, “I’ll go tell him
~~~~THEME CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
~~~~~~FUNNY IRISH JOKES OR PICKS OR SONGS~~~~~~~
~~~~~~MAKE SURE YOU ALL REFRESH YOUR PAGE AND SEE THE THEME HAS CHANGED~~~~~~
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~~~~~~FUNNY IRISH JOKES OR PICKS OR SONGS~~~~~~~
~~~~~~MAKE SURE YOU ALL REFRESH YOUR PAGE AND SEE THE THEME HAS CHANGED~~~~~~
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An Irish guy walks into a pub and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of me wife in thare, and when she starts to be looking good, then I'll be going home."
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An Irish guy walks into a pub and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of me wife in thare, and when she starts to be looking good, then I'll be going home."
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