PIF Secrets!

[Seabrook]

When Danny Boy was a little tyke, he tied a blue ribbon around a lizard's neck and gave it to his father on Father's Day.

 

[rainkeltoia]

Seabrook moonlights for cirque du soleil

 

[Ronda]

You aren't going to believe this, but I heard that rainkeltoia is actually a VERY FAMOUS movie star, who's put up a "normal" profile so we wouldn't all ask for her autograph! Really!

 

[beebopnjazz]

Ronda is rainkeltoia's biggest fan and has been stalking her for weeks. Notice how Ronda has kept rainkeltoia's true identity to herself.

 

[rainkeltoia]

beebopnjazz once had a pink trike with playing cards in the spokes

 

[beebopnjazz]

rainkeltoia lost her roller skate key and now runs around with her skate repeatedly hitting the back of her ankle - and she likes it.

 

[loxmythe]

While camping Jazz once fought off a marauding grizzly bear with a spork

 

[beebopnjazz]

Lox doesn't mind being stuck with a spork - just sayin'

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz has a disco room in her house complete with glitter ball - she likes to break out her platform shoes and boogie down on weekends.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Lox likes to watch

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz is taking pole dancing lessons


(hey should I wear my leisure suit again Friday?)

 

[DannyW]

Lox secretly runs a dating service from home....It's so secret he doesn't even know.

 

[beebopnjazz]

I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole

Lox likes to dress as superman - tights and all.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Oops!

Danny has a crush on Aunt Bea.

 

[DannyW]

Jazz was Lox first and last client in the secret dating service.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Danny needs a soulmate - Jazz wants to find her - Lox needs to re-open his dating service.

 

[DannyW]

What Jazz dont know is Danny is like that one sock that keeps showing up. You just cant find a mate.

 

[rainkeltoia]

Jazz is really a secret agent for the British!

 

[beebopnjazz]

rainkeltoia likes to play in rain puddles - like Fred Astaire in Singing in the Rain

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz likes to tug on superman's cape