PIF Secrets!

[Ciego]

Candy was a moonshiner before moving to California from the hills of Kentucky... and D.Lite was a Roman Catholic bishop

 

[loxmythe]

Ciego was actually the 5th beetle

 

[Ciego]

Lox, you weren't supposed to tell!

But I will tell you all this...

Loxsmythe's designation number is 008, because he's cooler than James Bond... and Lox has a license to kill.

 

[librarising]

Ciego's dank basement in SE Minnesota is really a mansion on the Riviera.

 

[Tuck]

Lib was at woodstock and danced nakid in the rain.

 

[yssiM]

Tuck is a gun toting sheriff

 

[leannebug]

(Tuck knows this, cuz she was there with her! She was the designated driver )

 

[leannebug]

Miss Missy just loves to cut in line!

 

[Sallana]

Leannebug seems like a giving, caring and generous person but in her free time she walks the streets and steals blankets from homeless people to counteract all the PIFing she does.

 

[loxmythe]

Sall dated Ben Affleck and Matt Damen - at the same time

 

[Lilacs212too]

Lox has shoes exactly like Pee Wee Herman. And knows the dance by heart!!

YouTube - Pee Wee Herman - Tequila

 

[loxmythe]

Melly was banned from Hooters for making the waitresses self conscious

 

[lilith79]

lomtythe is really a 14 year old boy from Saskatchewan.

 

[librarising]

lilith has a picture of Justin Bieber as her desktop.

 

[leannebug]

Lois moonlights as a psychic (but she knew I was going to say that)

 

[yssiM]

Leelee really wants to kiss me with cherry chapstick on

 

[leannebug]

I do







and she wants to SMOOOOCH me back!

 

[keyzygirl]

LBug is in loooooooooove!

 

[Tuck]

Keyzy lives on a deserted island. And dances with pigmys

 

[Trish342]

Tuck knows that because she danced with them too.