PIF Secrets!

[atsirk]

*DNC* that's not actually a secrect - but she does have a libra rising!

BorisTheSpider is black and hairy, very small. Wait, that's not a secret either.

BorisTheSpider has a huge collection of beer steins - so many some consider him a hoarder!

 

[BorisTheSpider]

*DNC* OK, so I don't know a dang thing about the zodiac, and I am a bit creepy-crawley.

Atsirk often spends her evenings tossing cats into a filled bathtub just to laugh at them when they come up for air. By the end of the night, she has so many soggy kitties that some consider her a hoarder!

 

[Seabrook]

BorisThe Spider just stocked up on 6 cases of sauerkraut to put through his juicer b/c someone told him a glass of sauerkraut juice in the morning makes your hair grow thick, fast and that it prevents hair from graying.

 

[lilith79]

Seabrook is a mermaid who dreams of being where the people are, and walking on-what are they called? Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!

 

[BorisTheSpider]

Lilith once, in panic, tried to vape on an electric nose-hair trimmer.

 

[lilith79]

Boris got banned for life from an appliance store for microwaving marshmallows in 20 microwaves simultaneously. 12 of the marshmallows caught fire and 8 of them exploded.

 

[atsirk]

lilith has a secret wish to be like Edward Scissorhands - only with knitting needle fingers.

 

[Nitebreed]

Atsirk is wanted by PETA in connection with a chain of feline saturation's that have left the feline community in an uproar.

 

[loxmythe]

Nitebreed once dated Dr Ruth but he just couldn't keep up with her

 

[librarising]

Lox has the complete DVD collection of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, and frequently has marathon viewings.

 

[atsirk]

librarising doesn't like spiders and snakes, but she knows what it takes to love you, ya fool ya fool.

 

[lilith79]

astirk's best friend is Sam I Am

 

[loxmythe]

Lilith's hobby is collecting belly button lint from people all around the world.

 

[atsirk]

loxmythe's hobby is using Lilith's collected belly button lint to make pictures of Elvis.

 

[Aresi]

Atsirk steals Loxy's pictures of Elvis and sells them on Ebay to support a PV habit!

 

[Nitebreed]

Aresi is ex-CIA Black-Ops who has gone rogue and can kill with only an atomizer.

 

[leannebug]

Nitebreed is Bella and Edward's first off-spring.


Sent from my pod

 

[loxmythe]

Leannebug has a BiancaMontgomery voodoo doll - every time she pokes a pin it Bianca buys a mod - it looks like swiss cheese btw

 

[Aresi]

Loxy has made a deal with demons to ensure that him and Jazzy really are together forever.

 

[atsirk]

Aresi wears a victorian corset and bloomers to bed at night