PIF Secrets!

[beebopnjazz]

***DNC***
Don't forget the black lights

 

[beebopnjazz]

Lilith has an old MaryKay pink cadillac which she drives around in topless (her not the car) - loudly singing songs from the Sound of Music.

 

[loxmythe]

***DNC***
Don't forget the black lights

DNC
Don't forget the heart shaped bed that rotates and plays "hunka hunka burning love"

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz doesn't leave her hat on.

 

[lilith79]

lox has a collection of stripey knee high socks, one pair for every day of the year!

 

[beebopnjazz]

***DNC***
And he looks darn cute in 'em too!

Lilith secretly covets lox's striped knee sock collection - she wants to put them on her garden gnomes - the naughty gnomes can then be tied to the fence without fear they'll escape her.

 

[pchela]

Jazz was the president of the Milli Vanilli fan club and to this day, she still gets choked up whenever anybody mentions lip syncing.

 

[beebopnjazz]

pchela has an extensive "toy" collection for her.....ummmmm....parrots.

 

[lilith79]

jazz thinks khaki pants are hot.

 

[loxmythe]

Lilith thinks leisure suits and Gremlins are sexy and keeps hoping they make a comeback

 

[atsirk]

Lox thinks you should never gas up a GMC Gremlin after midnight, or ever wash it.

 

[lilith79]

astirk drives an old Ford Pinto with ground effects, gold spinning rims and hydraulic lifts.

 

[librarising]

Lilith has a penchant for kittens and sewed special pockets in her clothes so she can carry them around with her.

 

[Seabrook]

librarising is still trying to figure out how low she can go, so ends her day practicing with her limbo pole.

 

[lilith79]

Seabrook raises Koi and is the foremost breeder in her area.

 

[Seabrook]

lilith gets a little grumpy at all the junk mail she gets, so she returns all the ads in the prepaid envelope included so they can throw away their own trash, and also, then they have to pay for the postage to have it returned.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Seabrook is really a mermaid - but she's afraid of the water.

 

[lilith79]

lilith gets a little grumpy at all the junk mail she gets, so she returns all the ads in the prepaid envelope included so they can throw away their own trash, and also, then they have to pay for the postage to have it returned.

How did you know I've done that??? Seriously. lol

Jazz has a collection of knee high sneaker boots that she wears to church.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Lilith has a foot fetish - quick! everyone look down and make sure you have both your feet! She's been assembling her collection in a nearby field - going to make the million man march look like a kiddie parade.

 

[lilith79]

Jazz is a pack rat and keeps everything to recycle it someday. She has made collages from toenail clippings and hair removed from the shower drain stuck to a canvas made from a pair of old blue jeans and glued on with expired yogurt.