PIF Secrets!

[beebopnjazz]

Lox is a train wreck waiting to happen.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

beebopnjazz hasn't farted since the Mexican counterfeit bean scandal of '01.

 

[beebopnjazz]

bobsyeruncle like to dress up with feather boas....just sayin'....

 

[MagnusEunson]

Jazz is Bob's uncle twice removed through surgery...

 

[beebopnjazz]

magnus likes to lay down and play dead in his yard to mess with the vultures.

 

[Seabrook]

jazzy wraps loxy up in tin foil from head to toe and puts a coffee pot on his head to look like the Tin Man while skipping along beside him (singing) on her green carpet role-playing Dorothy of Oz.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Seabrook has been known to date "long" John Silver.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

beebopnjazz has been known to steal, uh certain items, from Long John Silver when she's bored.

 

[loxmythe]

bobsyeruncle likes to fart in crowded elevators then glare at the person next to him and say "lay off the tacos huh"

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Actually, sometimes a like to fart in an elevator with just me and one either guy just to see if I can convince him it wasn't me.

loxmythe can tell what the other guy had for breakfast from his farts.

 

[lilith79]

The local fireworks committee has hired bobsyeruncle to light his farts on fire in lieu of fireworks this year. Far more spectacular and much cheaper, he agreed to do it for a 12 pack of PBR and a 30ml bottle of juice.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Nah. This year, I'm putting two 18350's in my .... for a hotter flame and a "distinctive" crisp burnt smell. I figure that's worth at least 12 Sleeman's Honey Brown or Rickard's Red.

lilith79 knows the lyrics to all of the Sesame Street songs.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

bobsyeruncle has a massive converted fog machine with a huge drip tip that streched his mouth out like that.

 

[loxmythe]

masterofdampf has seen the matrix so many times he sleeps in tube of jello and tries to power his PV with brain waves.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

loxymythe is ...... that masterofdampf is stealing all his wrasslin' jello.

 

[sierrabravo]

Bob has traveled back in time to assign inappropriate names to frontier towns (how do you think Deadwood got it's name...)

 

[beebopnjazz]

sierrabravo talks to his spouse like he's on a military radio during covert missions.

 

[Seabrook]

When Jazzy goes grocery shopping and buys eggs, she opens her egg carton like everyone else does. It goes like this:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12 - okay they're all here! Puts them in her cart.

 

[sierrabravo]

Seabrook's phone home phone number is 867-5309 popularized in the Tommy Tutone hit "Jenny"

 

[Seabrook]

Sierrabravo works at home as a web cam model - blowing kisses, cooing (and other things) through the monitor to customers.