PIF Secrets!

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Lox's Avatar was spotted on "When Good Pets Go Bad!" as a runner up in the "Cute Killer" top 10, beaten out by a squirel with a gun.

 

[beebopnjazz]

mod wants his 5 minutes of fame - he runs around with his digital camera taking pictures for the "When Good Pets Go Bad" opportunity. Peeps keep your blinds drawn - he's been known to take other photo ops too for other publications.....just sayin'

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz never draws the blinds

 

[beebopnjazz]

Lox doesn't like the excitement I create when I'm at his house.....

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz has a fan club consisting of my neighbors with binoculars

 

[interestingfellow]

lox gets %15 of the gross sales of said photo's.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

IF does the airbrushing and touchups for me

 

[interestingfellow]

masterofdamp doesn't pay me much for it.

 

[beebopnjazz]

IF would do it for free

 

[interestingfellow]

jazz secretly gets a cut of the profit...

 

[QBass]

IF keeps a copy of every photo under his mattress.

 

[interestingfellow]

shhhhh.
I learned that after qbass got busted for his "secret peeping room" (aka, the closet. you shoulda seen it; pics plastered all over the walls like wallpaper!)

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Maybe someday IF will come out of the closet... (hey, you said it first.....)

 

[interestingfellow]

I thought you told everyone about us, mod?

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Is it my fault you didn't turn out to be a girl?

 

[interestingfellow]

you were wearing your beer goggles again, weren't you?
that's a pretty strong prescription you got there.

 

[loxmythe]

IF has been watching The Crying Game again

 

[beebopnjazz]

Lox is the meanest blue bunny on the planet.....

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Jazz is really the "White Rabbit" mentioned in the matrix!

 

[interestingfellow]

mod manufactures the red and blue pills from the matrix,
as well as " USA Meds ChEaP ONLINe"