The Chinese engineer who walks for exercise maybe wears a pedometer to more or less see how far he walked each day and how many steps. Shazaam, we need a puff counter for neurotics to upload on their PC to do pie charts and bar graphs. He also wears a 24 hours blood pressure cuff to upload his blood pressure hourly. What does this mean? Nothing.
I would prefer a f*rt counter and may write the mfg to add it to the program. It would be helpful to know if you hadn't f*rted in a month or f*rted 150 in one day. Probably after vaping Crab juice. This could be invaluable information to your f*rt doctor.
Well, I feel, hold on braaap, OK see? I think I'm onto somethig. SBD, that's two. I love, oh God, vaping. Three. This is going to be a great day!
I would prefer a f*rt counter and may write the mfg to add it to the program. It would be helpful to know if you hadn't f*rted in a month or f*rted 150 in one day. Probably after vaping Crab juice. This could be invaluable information to your f*rt doctor.
Well, I feel, hold on braaap, OK see? I think I'm onto somethig. SBD, that's two. I love, oh God, vaping. Three. This is going to be a great day!