Random Sayings

[MissEerie]

I read a post by another member about what it was like to quit for them, there was also a few lines from a book.. the description of quitting was spot on. Since then I've been reading posts and signatures, quotes, sayings... There are so many quotes out there about smoking and what its like to kick, I thought it would be fun to see some of your favorites. Here's some I like


The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker. ~Author Unknown


To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and ...... on your head and your clothes without your consent? ~Sign from Ken's Magic shop

 

[Sandrita]

I haven't got any favorites but I do like the last one you posted! Muy bein

 

[Eddie.Willers]

deleted - wasn't that funny after all

 

[ncargrl]

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. ~Katharine Whitehorn

 

[Puffadder]

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times." ~ usually attributed to Mark Twain

 

[ec!gg]

The last one I had to laugh at LOL

 

[MissEerie]

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ~George D. Prentice

 

[MissEerie]

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes. ~Author Unknown