Redsky Fathers day contest;

[Capt' Brian]

Contest starts now, ends at 9PM (EST) tomorrow evening when two random posts in this contest thread will be selected for some shiny booty!

EVERYONE and anyone is welcome to enter

Rules are simple, enter once in this thread for a chance to win!



What would YOU do with a drunken sailor? Post your lyrics in this thread for your chance to win! It doesn't even have to be a good lyric

 

[Capt' Brian]

Throw 'im in the brig with bread and water! (If I win I will donate to PIF)

 

[speedemon]

Make him up and put a pink dress on him!

 

[Levitas]

Rub salt into his sclera

 

[MissP]

LOL... that is GREAT!!! Although a bit boggling that my daughter has heard that lyric and I have not! Hhehehehe....

And,

Put him in the crows nest with just his boots on (x3)

 

[Stevew443]

Sober him up and get him drunk again.

Ok, I am entering a contest which must mean that it is over already and I have lost before even entering
The past few contests I have entered were over within minutes of being opened, and my quick entry was not quite quick enough.

 

[tybin]

throw him on the plank and tip him over

 

[thehangdude]

Sober him up with Vomit Vapor.
Sober him up with Vomit Vapor.
Sober him up with Vomit Vapor.
Early in the morning.




Yo ho ho and a bottle of Rice Krispity.

 

[captcpu]

What would you do with a drunken vaper,
What would you do with a drunken vaper,
What would you do with a drunken vaper,
When he's out of jooooos!

Wey hey, the vapor rises
Wey hey, the vapor rises
Wey hey, the vapor rises
Early in the mornin'

Take his cartos, while he's sleepin'
Take his cartos, while he's sleepin'
Take his cartos, while he's sleepin'
When he's out of joos!

Take away his PV until he's sober
Take away his PV until he's sober
Take away his PV until he's sober
When he's out of jooos!

[dance a jig]

Stick him with a mall cig with a MAP tank on it
Stick him with a mall cig with a MAP tank on it
Stick him with a mall cig with a MAP tank on it
When he's out of jooos!

Make him go to bed with a dry old atty
Make him go to bed with a dry old atty
Make him go to bed with a dry old atty
When he's out of jooos!

That's what we do with a Drunken Vaper
That's what we do with a Drunken Vaper
That's what we do with a Drunken Vaper
When he's out of jooos!

[dance a 'nother jig]

Wow... that's just mean. But catchy!

 

[Paddrino]

Put him in a pan and serve him to Hanibal... Put him in a pan and serve him to Hanibal... Put him in a pan and serve him to Hanibae with a nice chianti....

 

[Keener]

Dump 'im overboard to feed the Kraken
Dump 'im overboard to feed the Kraken
Dump 'im overboard to feed the Kraken
Send a note to his wife for mournin'

 

[Leothwyn]

Well, since it doesn't have to be good, I'll give it a try...

"Join him for a drink, then another".

 

[spacekitty]

Give him a Red Sky mod to vape with...







(Woohoo!! Lucky #13!!!)

 

[proudlion]

I'd simply join in the festivities

 

[Diablo]

Charge his battery, and fill his atty 3x

Early in the morning!!!

 

[theECB]

Teach him the joys of an excellent vapor!

 

[Lambch3p]

Make him swab the deck with a hangover! x3

Very fun contest

 

[Diablo]

Oh god I can't get that song out of my head now...

 

[36tinybells]

Tie him to the mast without his trousers!
Tie him to the mast without his trousers!
Tie him to the mast without his trousers!

 

[pchela]

Wake him up early, point and laugh
Wake him up early, point and laugh
Wake him up early, point and laugh
Early in the morning.