Sgt. Vapor's Lonely Hearts Club

[Figurehead]

OK, I tried once before, albeit humoursly... but since there seems to be a tiny bit of interest, I'm going to try again.

Singles, if you want, list your info here and if anyone wants to PRIVATELY inquire more, they can PM you.

I'll go first:

Figurehead
6'2" 240 lbs, shaved head, tattoos, 41 years old, seperated and in the divorce process right now. Not looking for a long term relationship right now, just looking for someone to hang out with and see if anything developes. Las Vegas area prefered. Interests are music (EXCEPT JAZZ), football, poker, beer, and movies.

 

[eplanet]

hey, spikey didnt have anyone for ya?

 

[Figurehead]

LOL, I don't believe so.

 

[eplanet]

lol, did you ask? all you have to do is ask, she might know someone out there...

 

[ShimmyPrincess]

here you were flirting away with me, now putting up an ad...LOL...maybe the mods can move you to the swaps/classifieds?
LOL

 

[Figurehead]

here you were flirting away with me, now putting up an ad...LOL...maybe the mods can move you to the swaps/classifieds?
LOL

Yes, but you abruptly stopped, so being the gentleman that I am took it as a hint and backed off.

Sorry, it's the way I was raised. Should I continue?

 

[Hooyah]

(Like E. F. Hutton) all eyes/ears turn towards Shimmy (Impatiently waiting an answer...) And now, a word from our sponsor (RATS!)

 

[nitewriter]

I was fortunate enough to be witness to the original "love connection" between these two. Let me tell you, the sparks were cyber-flying!

Go for it Shimmy!

 

[Figurehead]

Bluff was called, the other player folded.

 

[Figurehead]

See? Less than 24 hours later this thread was already deep down the 2nd page. She won't answer.

 

[nitewriter]

Awww, poor Figurehead. It sucks to be single sometimes, ...I know!

Some women are weird about a man who's still legally married. It could've also been the distance thing??? I wouldn't take it personal though.

I know I've heard you say you love Vegas, but you ought to think about bringing that cowboy hat to Nashville and find you a sweet southern belle.

 

[Figurehead]

While I DO love Southern Belles, I have kids here and am only 7 or so years away from retiring, so I'm stuck no matter what.

I knew it was the hat. I could send the hat out by it's self and it could get a date.

 

[The Wiz]

Figurehead....I can't "Figure" this one out.How can a fellow with your significant talents not find a date?? If you need me to get involved let me know and I will be glad to lend a hand! This is a troublesome matter!The Wiz!

 

[DCrist721]

Being single sucks figurehead, I know. These past few weeks single my girlfriend of two years left me have been the worst of my life. A man isn't meant to live without a companion by his side. I hope that you find what you're looking for.

 

[AnglVapin]

While I DO love Southern Belles,
.

A "Southern Belle," you say??? (bats eyelashes) lol

 

[Figurehead]

See, it's really my ONLY fear, that I am going to end up dieing alone. Has been my whole life.

I love snakes, can breath and eat fire, get tattoos, jump out of planes, can walk on the top ledge of a tall building, the dark doesn't bother me, bugs are nothing... I don't fear ANY of those kinds of things. But I do fear dieing alone.

Oh, that and dancing. I have a very unrational fear of dancing (not watching, doing it). It takes a good 45 minutes of hard drinking to even get me to slow dance.

 

[tribalmasters]

Being single does have its advantages(if no kids are involved hehe) No checking up on, no jealousy, no annoying phone calls, cheaper bills in kingdom(home) tho no one to help pay the bills

The ability to flirt without worry, the ability to make purchases of certain vapour emitting devices without being nagged at

But no one to share it all with I guess being single is no good!

 

[Figurehead]

I have my kids every other weekend. Other than that, I come home from work, get drunk off my ... because there is no one to socialize with or do anything with, and crash until work. Some life. Single sucks.

 

[secretsquirrl]

Some life. Single sucks.

I hear ya man. It's really not all that it's cracked up to be.

But your totally crushing my "Swingers" misconceptions

Is it really tough to find someone in Vegas? You've got the 24/7 nightlife town where supposed, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"(yes, I know it's also a misconception).

What I'm getting at, is there must be places to go to meet women there right? Drinking beer alone really sucks, and personally I find that it always tastes better with company around.

 

[Christopher]

I have been single for a few years now. I have grown to like it. I was never married or anything, but I just could never find that person I could stand to see every morning.

Now I love dating for a week or two, and I really love the older ladies I meet at the clubs/bars.

Just go out and have some fun man!