@Ricky Vapes I have decided which kid you should adopt and it is mine. He's 22 and I raised him mostly right so he's pretty self-sufficient and makes money for himself, now. But he has the same attitude toward pets and I lost count of the number of stray dogs we farmed out to friends and family because he would find them half dead. There is a famous Mission where some puppy was dying and first it was "Can I get water?" then it was "Can I give him food?" Then it was, "Can I find the Monseigneur to figure out what to do?" Sadly, the dude (ironically, it was like, a Mission of St .Francis of Assisi was like, "Oh I used to take them to the .pound there were so many..." So then it was, "Can we take him to the pound?" "Can we take him home for water and food before that?" Then it was, "Can we keep him?" I was like "Honey, you KNOW we can't adopt another dog we have two already." So my brother took him and he (this dog I was pretty sure would not survive) turned into the largest handsomest German Shepherd mix you have ever seen, crazy smart. I had to get creative sometimes with the "placements" the pound in Tucson is horrendous.
This kid is a sweetheart, for sure. Whenever he adopts a dog he heeds for the nearest pound and says "Show me all your dogs to be euthanized today and picks the one he likes best with bonus points for "Impossible to rehabilitate." The last one he got I ADORE. She was a homeless person's dog and I was fairly certain she would bite someone's arm off in the car home. But the kid is like the dog whisperer man, he freaking chills them RIGHT out. I love that dog to death and like, well, she is crazy smart, the last time we reunified she knocked me down and licked me for 10 minutes straight. She will also approach when I am on speakerphone and lick it LOL.
My only request is you feed him the stream of bunny visitors ,female and childbearing. I have been instructing him (jokingly) to cougar up and I know crazy so I could help him out with the grandchild I am fairly certain. LOL. He's all yours for the price of one (slightly cracked) grandchild, not sure what I would do if she were "normal" in fact. He can help with heavy lifting, bunny feeding and whatnot. He is also good with grandparents he could teach your mom to be normal to you.....
Anna
Oh Anna you never cease to amaze me with your antics and strange requests. I think I’ll stick with my bunnies besides I don’t trust anyone enough to take care of them I’d be terrified of one getting loose or not getting their treats on schedule