Sick Humor... Oh Yea!!

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GoodDog

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The Dark Side Of Women



In town on a shopping trip, she began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale, slashed by 75 percent in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent, when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU at the hospital. The woman told the doctor to let her husband know where she was and that she'd be there as quickly as possible.

As she hung up she realized she would be leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple more shops before heading to the hospital. She wound up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of chocolate, compliments of the last shop she visited. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the woman doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in exquisite pain in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you'll ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And his care will now be your career!"

The woman, overcome with guilt, broke down and sobbed.
Chuckling, the woman doctor said, "I'm just messing with you. He's dead. Show me what you bought."

 

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Does the OP know if that sale is still going on?

well..I was just wondering.......that sounds like a good sale...can't see where the sick humor is....I can't...a sale like that must not be ignored......she prolly NEEDED those things....women NEED those things.......


they do:blush:

and...she can always get another husband but a 75% off sale?????? NAH, they are once in a blue moon...sides...what could she do for him anywho?







Love the OP......Humor is good medicine:toast:
 
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Wow I knew it was true, WOMEN are EVIL!!!!!!

Everyone knows that women take time and money therefore women=time x money.
We all know that time=money therefore women=money x money which is the same as women = money2
Also if money is the root of all evil we have money2=evil

So it's mathematical proof:
:evil: women = evil :evil:
 
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