To be honest, I hate newb intro threads. I find them awkward.
They remind me of one particular day back about 20 years ago. I was maybe 14 or 15 years old, and my sister was about 9.
She'd just gotten out of the bath and gone into her room with a towel wrapped around her to get dressed. A few seconds later she started screaming hysterically. I'd been in my bedroom in the middle of my third rep of chest curls, and I immediately dropped my 75lb weights and ran out into her room without even stopping to put a shirt on.
I get there, and she's screaming and pointing up at the ceiling at this stupid little spider. The ceiling was kind of high, so I had to jump to get it. So I grabbed a magazine and started jumping up to swat it. I hit it, but it fell and landed right on her head. So she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her hair screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"
I notice the spider crawling down her back and it is still alive, so I drop the magazine and grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her (because she is flailing around like a maniac at this point) and then I'm swatting at it with my only other free hand. Just then, our parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my boxer shorts spanking her rear-end while she is crying her guts out.
I tried to explain to them what was going on, but it was just too chaotic. My sister was still crying hysterically, and my father just exploded and screamed "get in your fuсking room immediately you sick fuсking .......!" (I'm paraphrasing slightly.)
It didn't help, I'm sure, that a couple weeks prior they'd found a pair of her undies on my floor. I don't know how they got there, but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.
At any rate, that's about how I feel posting a newb intro thread.
They remind me of one particular day back about 20 years ago. I was maybe 14 or 15 years old, and my sister was about 9.
She'd just gotten out of the bath and gone into her room with a towel wrapped around her to get dressed. A few seconds later she started screaming hysterically. I'd been in my bedroom in the middle of my third rep of chest curls, and I immediately dropped my 75lb weights and ran out into her room without even stopping to put a shirt on.
I get there, and she's screaming and pointing up at the ceiling at this stupid little spider. The ceiling was kind of high, so I had to jump to get it. So I grabbed a magazine and started jumping up to swat it. I hit it, but it fell and landed right on her head. So she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her hair screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"
I notice the spider crawling down her back and it is still alive, so I drop the magazine and grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her (because she is flailing around like a maniac at this point) and then I'm swatting at it with my only other free hand. Just then, our parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my boxer shorts spanking her rear-end while she is crying her guts out.
I tried to explain to them what was going on, but it was just too chaotic. My sister was still crying hysterically, and my father just exploded and screamed "get in your fuсking room immediately you sick fuсking .......!" (I'm paraphrasing slightly.)
It didn't help, I'm sure, that a couple weeks prior they'd found a pair of her undies on my floor. I don't know how they got there, but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.
At any rate, that's about how I feel posting a newb intro thread.
GREAT Story!!! LMAO..............welcome and enjoy the company here. ECF is fantastic!!
