Beginning to feel that delivery itch.....just ordered juice today...I know....a bit too soon to get impatient....

However I am pleased to say...that my mailman training programme...works like a charm

Saturday morning....around 9ish....I hear the postmobile approaching......yeeeeees....shifting gear....making that all important turn.......HASAAAAR....got in the driveway

.Then silence........and yet....is that the sound of little mailman feet....tiptoing up the front stairs ? (peaking through the curtains) oooooh yes !...the poor guy looks frightened...knowing very well, that I am lurking inside... looking my WORST.. and ready to attack

will he leave the parcel at the frontdoor ? if it does not fit into the mailbox.....thats the question....has he learned the hard way ? ....or has my efforts been futile ?....noooo..the parcel does NOT fit into the mailbox....thinking it over.....then.....HASAAAAAAR... he left the parcel at the frontdoor....

the advanced mailman training programme is complete.

Vape on