Story Contest Time~

[Uncle]

06/29 Entry #2 . . .

They JUMP ON "Horton" and was able to hold him down, especially since "Uncle" got there first and was a BIG MAN . . . More importantly, "Uncle" was trained to be supper aggressive and have any man submit to him by some of the best Drag Queens and Leather MEN around the Gay Community . . .

"Horton" was so taken aback he didn't know what to do - there was no way he could get away . . . "Horton" was pinned down unable to move from under "Uncle" and the rest of the Executive board of the "Vaper's Freedom League".

 

[horton]

Horton was aghast..... Never had he come upon such light footed opponents who were still skilled in the martial arts.... Horton spat in Uncle's face saying "no, I won't roll over"..... Then plan came into Horton's mind and a evil grin passed over his lips as he realized there was indeed a weakness with his captors and then he pretended to struggle for a while before letting Uncle think he had actually captured the elusive Horton..... Little did they realize what horrors and evil vaping experiences they were to yet encounter when Horton exacted his revenge.....

 

[Uncle]

06/29 Entry #3 . . .

The only thing is that "Horton" didn't realize that "Uncle" was also playing with him and waiting for him to try and get away . . . What "horton" didn't know was that "Uncle" was just playig with him, since he had all his Friends waiting right outside the door . . . The Drag Queens, Leather Men , and the best gang of all - The Lesbian and Heterosexual "HELL'S ANGELS" Bikers - who were all just biting at the bit to get at "Horton" as soon as he tried anything . . .

 

[horton]

6/30 #1

Uncle thought Horton would be repulsed / captured by "The Drag Queens, Leather Men , and The Lesbian and Heterosexual "HELL'S ANGELS" Bikers" but long ago the very crafty and Harley owning Horton struck a "get out of jail" deal with the various groups.... Horton would do his thing (using bad juice and other evil stuff) and leave the groups to their own means and not "over vape" them.... now it was time for pay back and they both knew it.... Would they actually honor their word or would they indeed capture the very charming and persuasive Horton and doom him to a life of vaping only very very good juice???
The plot thickens so much I don't think anyone knows what the heck is going on.... (play dramatic music now please)

 

[JoanJ]

1

Horton was confident they would honor their word and that he had nothing to fear. what he didn't know was that Uncle....

 

[Uncle]

06/30 Entry #1 . . .

Knew better, especially since GAY PRIDE Weekend had just past commemorating the "Stonewall Riots" and with July 4th weekend was coming up - EVERYONE - was more committed to fighting for Justice & Freedom then anything else . . .

 

[liblue1]

All everyone (except Horton) wanted was some Justice and Freedom to choose to vape what & where they wanted....

 

[horton]

6/30 #2

Now Horton was in a quandary..... should he "come out" fighting and squash EVERYONE or should he sit back and let the forces of good think they had the extremely shifty, crafty, and I might add very svelte Horton beaten? Horton thought and thought all the while vaping his evil juice and burning negative ohm coils (Horton, btw, has a patent on negative ohm coils) on his skull shaped mod using 110 Volts AC. He knew "they" just wanted freedom, and perhaps he should let them have a taste of it before snatching one last and final victory from their collective Fourth of July celebrations and vapefests.... What to do?, What to do?.......Horton dozed off pondering his next move...... (some evil sleepy time music, please?)

 

[JoanJ]

2

While horton dozed, liblue quietly took his tank and exchanged it for another that looked exactly the same but this one had juice that would make horton compliant and agreeable to the wishes of his captors. When he woke, he vaped and at first thought the taste was strange but attributed it to just waking up and having nothing to drink. He continued to vape and the more he vaped the new juice, the more he liked it and came under the spell of the Vapers.

 

[Uncle]

06/30 Entry #2 . . .

AND - As the "Vapers" took "Horton" over, he started thinking about how he could make it up to everyone . . . SO - "Horton" reminisce about his life and remembered the story "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". . . "Horton" finally realized what he really need to correct all his wrong doings - He would emulate the "Grinch" and earn his "heart" back.

 

[horton]

6/30 #3 and sadly last for the day

Horton could not understand the strange feelings he was experiencing..... he felt -- nice...... a truly alien sensation for the cruel and seriously mean (but still charming to the women) Horton. He began to think back on all his past deeds and a tear fell from his eye.... OMG.... Horton had FEELINGS!!! (At least that is what it looked like) Horton looked up and saw all the "good people" gathered around him and he reached out to "Uncle" and said... "Uncle, we need to.........
(fade to black on Horton's and Uncle's faces with dramatic music playing)

 

[JoanJ]

3

destroy all the Evil Juice I made that is stored in an underground bunker at the corner of 5th and Peach Street so that nobody can vape it accidentally. Uncle thought this was a smart thing to do but ........

 

[Uncle]

06/30 Entry #3 . . .

Considering "Horton's" past actions "Uncle" knew better not to trust him right away. "Uncle" wanted to make sure that "Horton" would follow though, so he asked his friends for volunteers to come with him to destroy the Evil Juice while the rest kept "Horton" there under lock & key. The Drag Queens & Leather Men knew that they could keep "Horton" under control with help from "Jack" the policeman along with the rest of the police force he had with him. While the "Vaper's Freedom League" Executive Board went with "Uncle," escorted by the Lesbian & Hetorsexual "Hell's Angels" to the underground bunker.

 

[aikanae1]

Horton's desire to "set things right" was sincere. He thought that included regulations too and he announced he was calling his congressman. "Hooray" thought all the other vapers. He quickly dialed and told the staffer who he was, which allowed him to get connected immediately. Horton barely finished saying the word "Hello" when he fell silent, listening intensely and nodding once in awhile. All the vapers were confused and all they could hear from their side of the phone call were muffled sounding half words. Horton wasn't standing up for them at all! When Horton hung up, he appeared dazed and expressionless. The vapers realized that poor Horton was brainwashed and the phone call had reminded him of his assignment:



They realized the survey from Aikanae was probably a trigger for Horton that reinforced his mission. That also meant the vapers were no more closer to ending the evil ANTZ plot than when they had started. The vaper's collective resolve was further cemented not only with passion, but now with seething anger - at who? How were they going to expose this inhumane evil? Could they use Horton in their scheme as a pawn? How could they do that with Horton being directed by unseen forces? Instead of finding a solution, the vapers were left with more questions and they needed a new plan, quickly.

Horton broke the tension with an announcement of a PR release for a new eliquid flavor to the unsuspecting public.

 

[JoanJ]

1

Uncle, suspecting something was not as it seemed with horton and this announcement, stood silent and just listened. He let horton do his announcement of "Zombie Juice". a creamy custard with a hypnotic blend of raspberries, blueberries and peaches. A juice so delectable that just one taste and you would be wanting more. Uncle knew what this meant...

 

[horton]

7/1 #1

The normally calm and evilly serene Horton was totally at sea..... all these thoughts and feelings racing through his mind and something still nagging at him like a reminder of sorts. He couldn't put his filthy PG soaked finger on it. Then it started coming back to him.... Horton knew what he must do.... he had to party with "Uncle" and his band of jolly helpers to get them into a complacent state. The Drag Queens & Leather Men and Jack went and picked up a keg of beer juice and boxes of new 18650 batteries. Oh yes, and chargers. Then Horton filled his skull shaped double overhead cam mod with a since unheard of juice. "Partake of these vapors" Horton shouted..... "and let this juice seal our pact of peace".... ("yeah right", thought the really tricky Horton) . They all bought it and they were last seen heading for the FDA main office to chat about the new regs.... but still Horton felt something or someone was calling..... A very dark force was all he could intuit.... he kept thinking on it as they drove..... hopefully he would think of it before he made a fool of himself in front of the FDA stooges....... What a tangled web we have vaped thought Horton..... The new juice was having its' effect..... darkness was once again almost upon the forces of good......What had the vaping gods wrought????

 

[Uncle]

07/01 Entry #1 . . .

However, there was something either "Horton" did not know or forgot . . . "Uncle" did not partake of any Food/Beverage Flavored "E-Liquids", nor was he a "Full-time" vapor yet since he had not found a "True Menthol Tobacco" Flavor to become his ADV. As such - "Uncle" was also still smoking "Cigarettes" (not as much, but still hooked on the addiction) so the "Evil Juice" & "Zombie Juice" had no ill effect on "Uncle" at all . . . AND - As a counselor in "Human Behavior Modification" - He was still very aware of how people could be taken back to the darkside . . . "Uncle" finally realize and decided that he had to have his own subversive plan to thwart whatever was in the minds of the either "Horton", his allies, and the FDA. SO - "Uncle" called upon the only ones who could help now . . . "classwife", "j0ker', and "rolygate" of ECF . . . they could and would help in his efforts.

 

[horton]

7/1 #2

"These are who you bring to challenge me???" Horton yelled..... "You bring Mods and Admins???" .... Bah and phooey the ill humored and foul mouthed Horton spat. Horton finally saw that "Uncle" was not affected by the Evil Juice and was still cutting butts. This was not good or was it, thought the very thoughtful and analytical Horton.... This could work in Horton's favor if "Uncle" was not a true vaper.....
Horton pulled out his new smartphone with all the vaping apps and dialed up "Evil Vaping and Juice Making" central...... he checked something and a satisfied smile appeared on his face. Yes, Horton thought, "Uncle" is going to be my little drone very, very soon.... muahahaha..... Horton challenged "Uncle" to a DIY contest behind the high school at the super scary time of midnight. This will be the battle royale of juice making and will finally let either "Uncle" prevail over the sometimes charming Horton or let pure vaping evil and malfeasance reign supreme..... Horton went to his lair to prepare for the mix off. He went through his closet of designer tutus and other stuff and picked a blushing pink one with sequins and matching slippers. Now, "Uncle" has not a chance to win Horton thought -- I shall have him dazzled with my amazing taste in clothes and he will not be able to keep track of how many drops he has counted out.....The scene was set and the minutes counted down to the appointed hour......"Uncle" was oblivious......

 

[DAMW]

July 1st entry #1
In the meantime "Uncle" set off to go thru his own set of supplies, something fruity for that fruit... Mmm some strawberry and banana for sure, that's easy enough! Now what shall I wear. Something to throw him off his game! I know I will get into my wife's closet and find something he is sure not to suspect, an evening gown!

 

[Uncle]

07/01 Entry #2 . . .

AH - but what the new player in this game "DAMW" did not know (it seems) that although "Uncle" knew many a woman as colleagues, clients, and friends (and even some who were closer then anyone could be - as there were many that are his Best Friend/Extended Family Members) - there was no one woman who could ever be taken as his "Wife", because throughout his life "Uncle" was and always has been a GAY HOMOSEXUAL MAN . . . AND - Even though he would have no problem wearing a Formal Evening Gown - He no longer could fit into any Evening Gown/Dress with ease (although he did look good in "Drag" he also knew that it would take more then that to throw off "Horton") . . .

So - "Uncle" knew what he would do and that would actually get to "Horton" . . . "Uncle" agreed to the DIY Contest behind the High School as long as both "Uncle" and "Horton" were totally "Nakid" - NA DA - Zilch - Not a Stitch of Clothing - NOTHING AT ALL, but their birthday suits - "NAKID" as the day when the were born . . . "Uncle" knew that "Horton" would be very reluctant, but he readily agreed thinking that he would have the upper hand and "Uncle" would eventually back out.

SO - When the event started "Horton" still arrived in his Pink TuTu with sequins and matching slippers as he planned - thinking that "Uncle" would be so taken by what he wore he would not have to undress. However, "Uncle" didn't back out, because he knew no matter how charming, debonair, and self assured "Horton" kept pretending to be - "Horton" would not follow though unless forced to. AND - EVERYONE - would then finally be able to see "Horton's" very small "shortcomings" no matter how he tried to hide them before with his personality and having the TuTu on.

"Uncle" demanded that "Horton" comply with the agreement . . To which "Horton" tried to back out of again verbally . . . Until the crowd started encircling him and threaten to pull off his clothing if he didn't undress . . . "Horton" relented and started to take off the Tutu he was wearing . . . When all of a sudden all the lights came on - and unbeknowest to "Horton" - "Uncle" had arranged to have the event shown live all over the Internet for the World to see.

As such - EVERYONE - Could see that "Horton" had nothing to - lets' say - stand on . . . AND - They all started laughing & pointing at "Horton" as he tried to run off . . . However, the "Vaper's Freedom League" and all those in attendance blocked his escape - "Horton's false Bravado was finally shot and put to rest . . .