Story Contest!

[Kimerpuff]

Its time for another contest!!
We had an awesome suggestion during the last contest and we are excited to see how this plays out! This contest is a story chain! The way it works, we will start the story and each poster must add a sentence to the story so as everyone reads through the posts our collective story will unfold!

Rules – Gotta have em!
1. We will determine the winner by a random post number, between 1-2000. The contest will end when the thread reaches the 2000^thpost.
2. No back to back posting! Dual posts will forfeit prize and a new random number will be generated
3. Each post must start with the posters addition to the story. Remember your adding to the story, so you don’t need to repost the story thus far. Any comments can be posted below but please be sure to make it obvious that its not part of your story contribution.
4. Have fun and be respectful of other posters!
Prize! Gotta have this! The winner will get a $40.00 Store credit!


CHANGE IN RULES! So, the story is amazing! But this contest is taking longer then our normal ones... and the end of 2000 posts may take a LONG time to get to.. so I am going to change the rules, I hope no one minds We will end the contest at 1000 posts and for the winning random number we will take it and divide it in half so that insures the number will be under the 1000 post count. If anyone has an issue with this please let me know here Also we are going to have two second place prizes as you guys ROCK!!! these numbers will be figured as 1/2 of the winning number, and the winning post count plus 1/4. The second place prize will be a $15.00 store credit Thanks for playing everyone!!

 

[Kimerpuff]

The beginning of a story is always the hardest part, where to begin! Our story is about a man who just got an electronic cigarette.

 

[fropit]

so he got home with his new e-cig and starting vaping,he leaned back and thought to himself wow i like this i wonder what else is out there for this and went to his computer.

 

[dolphins35]

And he couldn't figure out how to turn the computer on.

 

[jj2]

So he asked a friend to show him how.

 

[dolphins35]

His friend laughed and said, well you start by plugging it in.

 

[hmlessalky]

"Plugging it in?" He replied. " I bought this model because it was wireless!"

 

[tiggerrts]

The man then became shocked when his computer came on for the first time.

 

[jj2]

and he jumped into the air

 

[tiggerrts]

and then a bit of sadness rushed through the man as he had to go through the set up screens.

 

[jj2]

And he down right cried when he had to do the updates!!!!!!!!! 8-o

 

[yardbyrd]

A small window with a c:\> opened up, with a black background. The white writing on the screen drew him in instantly and he turned into atoms! Electrons carried him, merrily, into the realm of cyberspace! While the white writing faded...it said, "Welcome new traveler! Where would you like to go today?"

 

[vsummer1]

Then suddenly, he woke up and realized it was a crazy dream...

 

[Sandiej02]

He was SO relieved!

 

[ISBN]

But he was still in a cold sweat because,"The internet is not a big truck, it's a series of tubes", much like his new ecig.

 

[Cnew]

he decided to take a break and have an ice cold IPA.

 

[The*Mist]

He could not believe how good an Imperial Penguin Acupuncture could feel. So he looked at the penguin and said, 'Where the hell did you come from?'

 

[jj2]

And the penguin looked at him strangely and said....

 

[vsummer1]

You have been drinking too much of that pale ale!

 

[ISBN]

He rubbed his eyes and mumbled,"That's the last time I buy eJuice from the back of VW van, that has a Timothy Leary bumper-sticker which states..."