Step 1 - Remove all clothing (except maybe for a towel)
Step 2 - Empty chest freezer of everything except 1 bag of ice
Step 3 - Climb inside freezer
Step 4 - Eat the ice
Step 5 - When sun goes down, very carefully exit freezer keeping a tight grip towel *
* I am in no way responsible for any bodily damage that results from uncovered skin that may make contact and stick to freezer walls while exiting!
now THAT'S desperate lol