Hon, that ain't no sticker on my ...., that's a "brand" and spur marks.
We were working cows one time years ago and I tripped and fell on a hot branding iron, went straight up in the air and came down on my knees and stuck myself in the behind with my spurs! That was one bad hair day! I also did enough dancing that day to last me the rest of my life!
And LD, brother, you know that isn't me. Heck, I was bigger than that guy at birth!
All I have to say is ouch, and you branded yourself.