Taryn's Crazy Gnome or Steve...IDK...

[CatMommy]

In the past couple of days, 3 of my carts have disappeared! English Toffee, RY4, and Ice Crean Sundae. Just plan vanished. I bought boxes of the Toffee and the RY4, but the Sundae was a sample...Grrrrr....

I'm wondering if this is the work of Taryn's crazy gnome (the same one who has been stealing my slip covers) or if Steve trains the carts (in addition to the covers) to fly back to Chicago as soon as I'm hooked on a flavor...

I'm so mad! I really thought they would've turned up by now.

 

[Taryn]

Wasn't the gnome!! He just keeps busy stealing condoms and .... plugs!

 

[Rockerella]

I came by when you were sleeping. Told you I wanted to try those flavors. I couldn't wait any longer!

Did you get your last order yet?

 

[Pugzley]

She's lying, I've got them!

 

[donnellyk]

Whoa, no no no, he's made off with my bonus XL batt in it's little green velvet bag that I never even got a chance to try as I was "saving" it!!!! I can't find him in the couch cushions, nor down the sides of my car seat, purses, purse linings, boxes, drawers, argghhhh! Piss off gnome!!!

 

[Rockerella]

I think the kitties are vaping while you're at work. Ask Leaford if he can work on a Tuna flavor?!?

 

[CatMommy]

Wasn't the gnome!! He just keeps busy stealing condoms and .... plugs!

There he is...Get 'em!

I still can't figure out why I have all my .... plugs...You'd think those would be the easiest things to lose...

Rella...Tuna...Ick....and no order yet. If I got my order I'm sure my missing ones wouldn't have bothered me so much.

 

[Justin Credible]

Wasn't the gnome!! He just keeps busy stealing condoms and .... plugs!

I freakin hate that gnome.. ruined my prom.

 

[Taryn]

I freakin hate that gnome.. ruined my prom.

Gnomes are evil like that...

 

[SMILIN]

Gnomes are evil like that...

Gotta admit it...IT WAS ME, had to restock

Who Love's Ya

 

[Adrenalynn]

Well, the whole story looks more like:

[silly attachment broke the animation...]

 

[CatMommy]

LMAO...OMG...Lynn...

I do think that explains it all. The gnome steals our stash and returns it to Steve. As payment, Steve gives him juice for his e-pipe...

It all makes sense now.

 

[Adrenalynn]

It doesn't pretty much everything, doesn't it? The Gnome's in Steve's employ. And it looks a little like he's SMILIN