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[Talyon]

What have you got if u put a nun in each end zone of a football field, and a ...... at midfield?




2 tight ends and a wide receiver.

 

[celticluvr]

Micky Mouse and Walt Disney were having a heated arguement. "For the hundredth time Micky, you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy!", said Walt. "And for the thousandth time Walt," replied Mickey, "I never said she was crazy, I said she was F^%$ing Goofy!!"

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[JBL-37]

One weekend afternoon a man and his grandson were fishing.
Grandpa lights up a cigarette and the little boys says "grandpa, can I have one of those?
Grandpa says " can your pee pee touch your .... hole?" The little kid looks surprised and says "no grandpa." Then grandpa says "well then your not old enough."
A little later grandpa opens up a cold beer and the little boy says "grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says " can your pee pee touch your .... hole?" The little kid says again "no grandpa." grandpa says "well then your not old enough."
A little later the kid busts out a big bag of cookies and grandpa says "hey kiddo, let me have a few of those cookies." the little kid says can your pee pee touch your .... hole? Grandpa laughs and said "of course" the little kid says "then go f@$& yourself."

 

[Kingboomer]

One weekend afternoon a man and his grandson were fishing.
Grandpa lights up a cigarette and the little boys says "grandpa, can I have one of those?
Grandpa says " can your pee pee touch your .... hole?" The little kid looks surprised and says "no grandpa." Then grandpa says "well then your not old enough."
A little later grandpa opens up a cold beer and the little boy says "grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says " can your pee pee touch your .... hole?" The little kid says again "no grandpa." grandpa says "well then your not old enough."
A little later the kid busts out a big bag of cookies and grandpa says "hey kiddo, let me have a few of those cookies." the little kid says can your pee pee touch your .... hole? Grandpa laughs and said "of course" the little kid says "then go f@$& yourself."

I heard this one as a Little Johnny joke back in the day.