TexasT's House - Part 2

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Free2BMe

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HA! Thanks, Salem, I just read the chicken story.

TT, glad to know you got the chicken. Sorry, I thought you were into freaky chicks and would really like it. I'll tell Colonel Sanders we don't want anymore of THOSE kinds.

Btw, shipped the pig out to ya today. If it's gonna sweat anywhere, I'm sure it'll be there in Yeast Texas. :)
 

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Sure wish we'd hear something from salem ...

its nearly noon - her time.

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Sorry, TT. I am mostly sleeping. I was up early this morning because you can just imagine how hard it is to be coughing and trying to breathe while wearing a Cpap. Not a lot of fun. My fever has come down and I bet in a few more days I will be as good as new. Almost.

I am just sleeping and taking in tons of fluid. :)

ETA- BTW TT, Dh has email addresses and knows how to get ahold of you if I were to be admitted or anything like that. Not that it will happen. Just sayin.........
 
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ETA- BTW TT, Dh has email addresses and knows how to get ahold of you if I were to be admitted or anything like that. Not that it will happen. Just sayin.........

Well salem, you sound like you're prepared for everything ... whatever it is. You must have been one of those Green Beret's or Girl Scouts or whatever they call them. But you're one tough cookie (get it? Cookie? Girl Scouts? ... get it? ha, ha, ha) and I'll bet you'll be all better real fast and we've put you on our prayer list until we know you are okay. So get okay!

And you get rest and take it easy. Don't worry about being on here ... just let us know from time to time that you're getting better ... like every five minutes.

Honey girl went with me down to the south pasture where I managed to get my tractor a little bit high-centered. It wasn't bad. She came around and got in front of the tractor after we put some chunks of firewood under the tires and with the truck in 4 wheel drive gave me enough of a push that the tractor came right out. No sweat. She did a good job though and I let her know I was real proud of her.

Actually, as big as she is I could have probably just had HER back up to the tractor and push, but she had on clean coverall's and I didn't want her getting dirty and sweaty. I'm very considerate like that.

So I mowed for a while, but its so stinking hot and humid I gave it up around 2 pm. I'll get an earlier start tomorrow.

The headless chicken has found that it likes to ride on the bush hog behind the tractor. That is one crazy chicken ... although its hard to figure how a chicken like that can be crazy when it doesn't even have a head to be crazy with! Its neck is all healed over except for one little hole and I've noticed it sucks up bugs through that hole. So I guess that's how its staying alive.

Hey Free, I'm excited about the pig getting here. If that pig likes to sweat, its sure coming to the right place! Especially out there on that tractor. Everyone says pigs make fine pets, but you know, I've never had one. My granddaughter did and she had that thing housebroken and everything. My DW says a pig might be a good influence on me. I don't know what she meant by that and I didn't bother asking.

My wife says we're having "pigs in a blanket" for dinner ... I'm getting nervous about my pig already ... sounds to me like my wife has plans ...

TT
 

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Hiya TT :) Glad to hear you got the tractor un-stuck! You know vampires have super-human strength. You could have just waited until one showed up and got it to nudge your tractor. But as long as Mrs. TT didn't get her clean overalls dirty, I guess it all worked out.
This has been a great storm, and has lasted a long time. Love it!! But, I've got to brave the elements and head to the used book store. I'm heading to the beach next week and need to restock my smut reading :D
See ya later!!
 

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Well I'm late but I got here,
Let's see If I got it right.
TT got the tractor stuck (again) because the woodchucks were chucking headless chickens at a vampire.
And while he was trying to get it un-stuck Mrs TT brought him a BB gun with a nite scope to shoot at the Judge that has a bigger tractor than TT.
 

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Well I'm late but I got here,
Let's see If I got it right.
TT got the tractor stuck (again) because the woodchucks were chucking headless chickens at a vampire.
And while he was trying to get it un-stuck Mrs TT brought him a BB gun with a nite scope to shoot at the Judge that has a bigger tractor than TT.

You got it all correct Gummy Hair ... but just remember, I have a bigger monitor than LD!!

TT
 
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