TexasT's House - Part 2

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TexasT

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How was your day TT?

Pretty good jj2. Went out this morning looking for fresh hog holes and then again this evening. but didn't find any place where they have been rooting lately. Which is good and I guess they've moved on ... but they'll be back. When I find they've been rooting again I'll put out some feed in that area and go do some night hunting. Those things have left my fields full of holes that are so bad that all you can do is crawl through the fields on the 4wheeler.

My neighbor had to go out and buy a box blade with teeth that he can pull behind his tractor to level his fields enough to put cows on them. The way the fields are now, cows would break their legs.

And night hunting is kind of fun.

TT
 

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Pretty good jj2. Went out this morning looking for fresh hog holes and then again this evening. but didn't find any place where they have been rooting lately. Which is good and I guess they've moved on ... but they'll be back. When I find they've been rooting again I'll put out some feed in that area and go do some night hunting. Those things have left my fields full of holes that are so bad that all you can do is crawl through the fields on the 4wheeler.

My neighbor had to go out and buy a box blade with teeth that he can pull behind his tractor to level his fields enough to put cows on them. The way the fields are now, cows would break their legs.

And night hunting is kind of fun.

TT
At least it sounds better than ...... in the shower TT. You really pick some winning topics TT. Hmmm....... Now if you picked flautelence, enemas or ? I could help you out! For reals! However, I can't pee standing up...so it is a guy thing, ya know.
 

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At least it sounds better than ...... in the shower TT. You really pick some winning topics TT. Hmmm....... Now if you picked flautelence, enemas or ? I could help you out! For reals! However, I can't pee standing up...so it is a guy thing, ya know.

LOL, sometimes I just feel the need to say something that will get peoples opinions flowing! I suppose they know none of these wild tales are true and if they don't ... their way beyond my help!

On the other hand, some of my real big stories are usually either based on a bit of fact or have a modicum of truth in them. People are so amazing and fun to me, and I think that's why I enjoy the fact that you guys started this Thread. This is a bunch of people who can laugh at our human follies ... even if they happen to see a bit of themselves in the stories.

And you know ... I'll just bet you really could pee standing up.

In the shower!! LOL!!

TT
 

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I could really freak out people in public restrooms. Hmmm I could go into the mens room. Oh, I did that one already. 9 months preggie and the mens line was 0. Women at least 25 people waiting...you got it. I went into the mens room with DH. I didn't think this one out carefully. 3 men came thru the door. I had flip flops on. I jumped on the toilet until DH said the coast was clear...I cam out as a man looked at me like I was a girl? Huh?
 

TexasT

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I could really freak out people in public restrooms. Hmmm I could go into the mens room. Oh, I did that one already. 9 months preggie and the mens line was 0. Women at least 25 people waiting...you got it. I went into the mens room with DH. I didn't think this one out carefully. 3 men came thru the door. I had flip flops on. I jumped on the toilet until DH said the coast was clear...I cam out as a man looked at me like I was a girl? Huh?

Hey, when ya gotta, ya gotta!

A fella I know from Texas was driving across Illinois and really had to go bad. So he pulled over and ran down a little hill, got behind a tree and took care of business. When he returned to his car a State Trooper was there waiting for him, wrote him up for public indecency and his name and picture are on a Illinois site for perverts!

This is a true story!

TT
 
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