Mods having ANOTHER Birthday? Well, Happy Birthday
mod! I hope its a great, exciting and memorable day for you! Birthdays are cool. Heck, the older I get the more I can sucker other people into doing all the chores I ought to be doing!
And just think buddy, one day you'll be old like me and can retire ... of course the politicians will have done away with Sociable Securities by then and there's no telling where you'll end up and you'll get to have lots of doctor appointments like me, but the Medical Caring stuff will be gone too ... man, I hope you are independently wealthy! But I guess that won't matter either because the dollar probably won't be worth anything by then (not that it is now).
But its a good life anyhow. I read the news on the Internet every day and have been learning that unscrupulous companys have been putting food in our chemicals to dilute them. That's pretty danged sorry if you ask me. They need to be doing something about that!
And I was reading the other day that there are over 48,000 asteroids that are a threat to the earth. It seems like even the stars in the sky are out to get us!
Well my friend, I hope I've cheered you up a little bit on this very special day and I wish you a long and happy life full of pictures of nekkid women!
TT



