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I know the feeling, Melissa. But no worries - I will be your late night forum buddy very soon - more night shifts coming my way in the near future.
Good morning Fran, everyone here at TT's.
Good morning all. TT, I am keeping Mrs TT in my thoughts today and praying that her scans all come out good
On the subject of FB.
I do belong but, like Salem said, do not keep too much info there, it just a good way to PM someone if I need to and to see what they are up to.
Friends are always trying to get me to play games or something else. Those things I stay completely away from!!
I do belong but, like Salem said, do not keep too much info there, it just a good way to PM someone if I need to and to see what they are up to.
Friends are always trying to get me to play games or something else. Those things I stay completely away from!!
I so hate it too TT. The older that I get, the more I hate it!!! DH is a doll and gets it most of the time.
Hope all goes well with Mrs. T!
Good Morning!!!!!
Tjennifer., the manager at a WalMart, is conducting a final interview with four prospects.
Question: What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT..' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?' she asked the second man..
'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is .........'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You'll probably think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Good Morning!!!!!
Tjennifer., the manager at a WalMart, is conducting a final interview with four prospects.
Question: What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT..' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?' she asked the second man..
'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is .........'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You'll probably think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
I know the feeling, Melissa. But no worries - I will be your late night forum buddy very soon - more night shifts coming my way in the near future.
Good morning Fran, everyone here at TT's.
I'll be happy to get a nice poke'y' once in a while!
Hmmm.... knowing you, I am almost afraid to ask your meaning of this lol
All went well getting the Cat Scan done, but one of the machines broke down so she has to go back next week for the bone scan.
And they had trouble hitting her vein for the IV, then they collapsed the vein and that spit the needle out.
And it was freezing in that place!
And all that left DW in a somewhat pissy mood ...
Situation normal!
TT
And they had trouble hitting her vein for the IV, then they collapsed the vein and that spit the needle out.
And it was freezing in that place!
And all that left DW in a somewhat pissy mood ...
Situation normal!
TT
See!!!!!!!!!!! Warped minds think alike
Thank goodness for warped minds!
What a boring place it would be without us!
TT
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