Thank you USPS!

[markah1]

I just wanted to let you all know about how the USPS is so stinking awesome!

Instead of delivering my package of FSUSA juices that was scheduled to arrive Friday, they took the liberty of sending my package a completely different route thus giving my juices the opportunity to steep until Tuesday!

This is a prime example of the USPS going above and beyond! Thank you USPS! I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

 

[zara1269]

I just wanted to let you all know about how the USPS is so stinking awesome!

Instead of delivering my package of FSUSA juices that was scheduled to arrive Friday, they took the liberty of sending my package a completely different route thus giving my juices the opportunity to steep until Tuesday!

This is a prime example of the USPS going above and beyond! Thank you USPS! I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

And I'm sure they were able to deliver your much anticipated junk mail on time to you!

 

[champions]

Even my junk mail that is supposed to be here on tuesdays is late. lol

On the other hand the mailman at work is vigilant with the junk mail. I have asked him a bunch of times to not bother if all i get is ad's. Just throw it out, but he always insists on bringing it.

 

[TexasT]

Even my junk mail that is supposed to be here on tuesdays is late. lol

On the other hand the mailman at work is vigilant with the junk mail. I have asked him a bunch of times to not bother if all i get is ad's. Just throw it out, but he always insists on bringing it.

I guess the junk mail equals job security ...

and our boxes don't.

 

[zara1269]

Junk mail is serious business. Before going back to school I worked as a project coordinator for a printer who prints junk mail (amongst other things). Never ever have I been so stressed out in my life. If we were a day late getting the mail out heads would roll. If there was a period out of place...all heck would break loose. I would get calls from the print shop in the middle of the night asking me about glue....argh. And don't even get me started on how the Post Office almost gave me an ulcer.

So in my case...junk mail did equal job security but fortunately for me I got out of there before I lost my sanity over something 99% of recipients threw away.

/rant

 

[markah1]

And I'm sure they were able to deliver your much anticipated junk mail on time to you!

I don't know what I'd do without it!

 

[mauisun]

lol, junk mail allows our kids to cut it all up and make craft projects out of it

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Alright, enough USPS bashing already. #1, they're too easy a target, like weather forecasters; #2, I know plenty of UPS/FedEx anecdotes in which parcels entered some kind of eternal purgatory and were never heard from again; #3, we all depend on these guys to deliver our Wyatt Earp fix--which takes us to #4: we don't want to piss them off unnecessarily.

 

[breaktru]

That was funny Mark, well said. I've been lucky with USPS. My deliveries, most not all are on time and to the correct address. If you think USPS deliveries are messed up, try international deliveries.

 

[Celebran]

Or FedEx Ground, the normal fedex drivers don't even claim them in this area. In defense of the normal fedex drivers the ground division is complately seperate, seperate location and seperate division. We get daily deliveries and pickups multiple times a day with regular fedex service at my work. FedEx ground can't find the office. Anytime a package is addressed here so we have to go to their office to pick it up or fax them another map of how to get here.

 

[LordDavon]

I have had USPS do me the favor of steeping my juices for me in their warehouse before sending them to me. They do it to not only steep them but, to protect me from opening them too early and vaping them all. If it weren't for USPS, I may not like half of the juices that I have due to vaping before steeping. Maybe they are just protecting yourself from yourself.

 

[fakefunk]

about the junk mail... just start marking it all "refused return to sender" and put it back in the box

 

[LordDavon]

about the junk mail... just start marking it all "refused return to sender" and put it back in the box

I did that with a bill once. They stuck the envelope (unopened) into a bigger envelope and sent it back to me. Those bastages!

 

[Vaporilo]

Go study for physics n forget about it!

 

[TexasT]

Go study for physics n forget about it!

You mean like ... Because the amounts of energy involved at the atomic level are so small, it’s problematic to talk in terms of joules. Instead, we use the electronvolt (eV), where 1 eV is the amount of energy involved in accelerating an electron through a potential difference of one volt. Mathematically, LeV= 1.6 x 10 (-19) J ???

Hey, I've got brains I haven't even used yet!

 

[LordDavon]

Hey, I've got brains I haven't even used yet!

Me too. I just find them comfy to sit on!

 

[Buck]

lol, junk mail allows our kids to cut it all up and make craft projects out of it

You know I have been wondering what to do with all my junk mail, now I know I will mail it to David and Pam for their kids to play with.

 

[TexasT]

Those kids are going to love their Uncle Buck forever!

 

[Buck]

Yea, but the parents not so much!