Rise and I are gonna develop a large, massive server farm that's capable of refreshing the website every 2 milliseconds until we end up with a pair of BB's.
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Rise and I are gonna develop a large, massive server farm that's capable of refreshing the website every 2 milliseconds until we end up with a pair of BB's.
Rise and I are gonna develop a large, massive server farm that's capable of refreshing the website every 2 milliseconds until we end up with a pair of BB's.
Why you posting our plan bro? Not cool....
It slipped, but it's so technically awesome and secret that nobody can replicate our hamster powered militia of refreshing power.
I got a tower I can throw in if you let me in on this
I'll think about it. Can you provide mouse power? Then MAYBE.
I can provide 2 cats.. which my influence the mice to work a bit harder, thus providing a 1 milliseconds refresh rate
One millisecond? That is a bold claim sir. If we bring you in I expect your cat and mouse tango to hit that mark. As you can see our hamsters are ready and well cared for
I expect your cats and mice to have been raised in a similar first class establishment.
Please watch the high seas as a note with further instructions has dispatched via Caravela sailboat to the Caribbean. Be their promptly at 3:34am GMT+4 in 2 days and my contact will find you. In fact he is watching you now.
He is very trustworthy and you must trust him with your life. If you agree to these terms you might find your way to the lair of the box brigade.
Yes we have satellite Internet ready to go, the nice lady on the phone assured me its fast.
I can provide two cats as well, along with a girlfriend that bakes delicious cookies and brownies.
Allow me to introduce you to our hamster army. They are responsible for running in quantum precision wheels that generate a total of 5000 jiggawatts per second with the ability to power a total of 4096 octo-core servers with a billion petabytes of ram each. They will ping the website a billion times a second to achieve ridiculous refresh rates. Here they are, and these are only some of them:
Aside from our secret lair within the vicinity of the Principality of Sealand, we also continue operations on a secret vessel codenamed "Flapjack" which looks like this:
Do not be intimidated by the vessel's valor and greatness. Half of the time, you will be unable to even see it, so it will end up looking like this and many other forms using it's cat powered cloaking mechanism:
So, Hokus, if you would like to join us in our epic Billet Box crusade, then assure us that you will strive to keep our operations under lock and key, then await further instruction from our contact. He knows where you live.
Allow me to introduce you to our hamster army. They are responsible for running in quantum precision wheels that generate a total of 5000 jiggawatts per second with the ability to power a total of 4096 octo-core servers with a billion petabytes of ram each. They will ping the website a billion times a second to achieve ridiculous refresh rates. Here they are, and these are only some of them:
Aside from our secret lair within the vicinity of the Principality of Sealand, we also continue operations on a secret vessel codenamed "Flapjack" which looks like this:
Do not be intimidated by the vessel's valor and greatness. Half of the time, you will be unable to even see it, so it will end up looking like this and many other forms using it's cat powered cloaking mechanism:
So, Hokus, if you would like to join us in our epic Billet Box crusade, then assure us that you will strive to keep our operations under lock and key, then await further instruction from our contact. He knows where you live.
Great Scott! 5000 jiggawatts!
Our cover is blown, time to fire up the super machine my agent from the flea market provided me. Supposedly used by Agent Mulder in the search to believe.
Our cover is blown, time to fire up the super machine my agent from the flea market provided me. Supposedly used by Agent Mulder in the search to believe.
We are beyond determined. Everything is written out and documented by my grandmother and organized into scent-coded files in a drawer.
As a matter of fact, here's her alibi:
The great one has spoken!
ALL HAIL DA BILLET BOX!
We have added sharks with fricken laser beams to our militia as well. They will provide secretarial services along with barbershop acapella.
ALL HAIL DA BILLET BOX!
We have added sharks with fricken laser beams to our militia as well. They will provide secretarial services along with barbershop acapella.
Looks like we are shooting to have the next batch up between wednesday and friday of next week. I'll give a better update as we get a bit closer, but that's my best guess for the time being and i'll update if anything changes. I thought i would have something else to report tonight, but looks like that's not the case.... (it wasn't exciting anyway (really) )
Talked with the CNC machine dealer, looks like she leaves the factory in Oxnard CA this thursday (that's the plan anyway), then she hops on the I15 though Vegas (she will stop and loose a single, large craps bet) and should be plugged into the wall come monday.....
here's what she looks like,
She's not a big machine (bout 1500 lbs), but she's a very fast, super accurate hunk of iron. She'll be the game changer for our "Out Of Stock" page. Between her and Dev, we might just take over some smaller countries.
Talked with the CNC machine dealer, looks like she leaves the factory in Oxnard CA this thursday (that's the plan anyway), then she hops on the I15 though Vegas (she will stop and loose a single, large craps bet) and should be plugged into the wall come monday.....
here's what she looks like,
She's not a big machine (bout 1500 lbs), but she's a very fast, super accurate hunk of iron. She'll be the game changer for our "Out Of Stock" page. Between her and Dev, we might just take over some smaller countries.
Talked with the CNC machine dealer, looks like she leaves the factory in Oxnard CA this thursday (that's the plan anyway), then she hops on the I15 though Vegas (she will stop and loose a single, large craps bet) and should be plugged into the wall come monday.....
here's what she looks like,
I know it's not Tuesday/Wednesday next week yet, but I can't stop refreshing this thread
Looks like we are shooting to have the next batch up between wednesday and friday of next week. I'll give a better update as we get a bit closer, but that's my best guess for the time being and i'll update if anything changes. I thought i would have something else to report tonight, but looks like that's not the case.... (it wasn't exciting anyway (really) )
Talked with the CNC machine dealer, looks like she leaves the factory in Oxnard CA this thursday (that's the plan anyway), then she hops on the I15 though Vegas (she will stop and loose a single, large craps bet) and should be plugged into the wall come monday.....
here's what she looks like,
She's not a big machine (bout 1500 lbs), but she's a very fast, super accurate hunk of iron. She'll be the game changer for our "Out Of Stock" page. Between her and Dev, we might just take over some smaller countries.
My god she is a sexy beast! She is the Omnissiah, the Machine God, and all of the true believers of the religious hierarchy of the Adeptus Mechanicus that upholds the worship of the Machine God shall bow down before her...
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