Clocky wouldn't live past his first morning....
I have some friends who have a teenage daughter that LOVES her some sleep..... So, they set up an alarm clock used for deaf people in her room.... it is some sort of contraption that makes the bed vibrate..... soooooooooooo, unbeknownst to her she gets the scare of her life waking up to her bed that is out of control...... man, I wish I had been there for that one...... HILARIOUS!!!!!