The Gecko Is Dead, Long Live The Illuminati

[asnider123]

I have terrible news for you, friends. The Gecko has passed away

As you all know, Lorizgal was the winner of the big Gecko drawing last week. The Gecko was boxed up with love, all stuffed with styrofoam peanuts and that kinda stuff, and sent priority mail to the lucky winner. Unfortunately, the post office apparently opened the box, misplaced all the packing materials, put The Gecko back into the box naked, the box that became her coffin, and the postal workers played a game of basketball with the poor thing. The result: The Gecko ended up with a busted cranium.

Lorizgal used her hot glue gun to try and nurse The Gecko back to health and, in fact, it vaped like a monster until today, when it's injuries caused it's untimely demise. As for the post office:

Now for good news, I am replacing The Poor Gecko with her sister, The Illuminati. It's not much fun, after all, winning a busted prize.

Ladies and Gents, presenting .....

The Illuminati (for those who are wondering)

With a carto:

And with a tank:

Pretty, huh? And it's a touchie, just like her sister, The Gecko.

Lorizgal, I hope you will enjoy The Illuminati as you did The Poor Gecko.

 

[jordonm41]

leave it up to the good PO

 

[Ever1ast]

Sucks to hear it, but thats awesome of you to step up and take care of Lorizgal like that Mr Snider

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

They did WHAT ?? That the first I've heard of anything like that happening. That's horrible! Alan, you rock!

 

[webbcm127]

Sometime I just hate the PO, but asnider you rock and are super generous, keep up the good work!!

 

[Lorizgal]

I know I will enjoy the gecko's sister just as much as I enjoyed the Gecko's fantastic vaping, unfortunately, Gecko died a rather painful death...........I am sorry! But it was not I that mortally injured her, so thank you so much for replacing her with her sister. I hope this time the PO has some compassion and fortitude to leave Illuminati alone. Thank you so much I am much in your debt. You Rock Alan, thank you again.

 

[Vchick]

OMG that's horrible, but so nice Alan that you're sending her sister, Lorizgal enjoy!

 

[cleolove]

wow .. still rockin after all these years You're amazing asnider!

RIP Gecko ...

 

[36tinybells]

Asnider, you are xtra special! Some people won't even warranty stuff that's been payed for. Awesome display of generousity!

 

[musiceqlslife21]

That was very generous of you to replace the gecko and even throw a tank in the mix as well. I would probably have a few words with the PO if that were to happen to me.

 

[keyzygirl]

I think it was an extremely nice thing to do.Your a wonderful person!!(((Hugs!)))

 

[classwife]

Big (hugs) !!!

 

[AC0J]

A class act! KUDOS MY MAN!

 

[asnider123]

That was very generous of you to replace the gecko and even throw a tank in the mix as well. I would probably have a few words with the PO if that were to happen to me.

Well, I was just gonna send her The Illuminati, but yer right .. it just seems better with The Godzillamizer all glowing red and green! It's kinda like a matched set, I shouldn't break them up.

Sure, I'll send her The Godzillamizer too Great idea!!!

Alan

 

[BryanL]

Love them tanks!!!! Good deal Mr. Snider, pure class

 

[asnider123]

Well, The Illuminati and Godzillamizer are on their way by priority mail. Lorizgal: when it arrives, how about a pic of you vaping it?

Let's see the PO mess this one up.


Well, I guess they could step on it ?????? Maybe I should stay quiet til it arrives.

 

[toto1013]

Alan you are one awesome person. What goes around comes around! I sure hate that happened to the Gecko though...